How would you not want to die?

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  1. muzzadj

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    In reply to jmz thread.. What do you think the worst ways to die are?

    Trapped under ice for me.. fuck that.
     
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    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    Locked in a small room swarmed with aids ridden mosquitos, dubstep playing on loop whilst being force fed mental notes from dubstep fans that not all dubstep is shit you have to find the good stuff, whilst doing this you find a two horned unicorn which spears you through the spine then poops in your mouth.
     
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    set on fire, ever since i was a kid i never wanted to go out like that
     
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    Hit by an ambulance.

    OH THE IRONY
     
  6. Dagz

    Dagz Well-Known Member

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    Drowning.

    or

    like toejam sed being made to listen to dubstep in a room full of gurners while Black Homo does a strip dance with Moskit doing a runing commentry.
     
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    Drowning or being slowly crushed.
     
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    drowning. by far the worst way to die.
     
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    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    i mean, how would i brag about it to my mates afterwards?
     
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    dnbkingz bollocks

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    Just after pulling my wang out of your bum.
     
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    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    DJ Spliff Never Enuff Vinyl

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    Drowning and/or buring to death. Either of those have got to suck. Slowly crushed to death was a good call too.
     
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    Fire would be the worst.

    Drowning is supposed to be good. Your body releases chemicals that feel like an orgasm supposedly.
     
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    electric shock from my keyboard while replying to this threaa......d.d..d.d.d.d.d.d.d.d.dd ggggagaagghhhhhhh h h
     
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    always wear clean underwear in case u get hit by a bus!
    if see u see a bus coming at ya ur gonna shit ur pants anyway.
     
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    when im seven years old and ive been tricked into following a man dressed in grey into a delapitated building where he attacks me and ties me up in a closet. he returns after two days with a knife, a cat of nine tails and potatoes and carrots. he proceeds to lash my legs and bare arse for hours until the blood flows freely, after which he cuts off my chin, cheeks, eyebrows, nose and ears, gouges out my eyes and makes a stew out of them. with carrots and potatoes. when hes done with the stew he returns and stabs me in the side and drinks the blood from it. then he proceeds to butcher me and eat the meat through the following week. i die somewhere along the line, difficult to say when.
     
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    eaten by sharks
     
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    if i was in water with sharks a heart attack would kill me first