How would you like to die?

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  1. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    I envisage myself going down in a hail of arrow fire whilst accidentally strutting into a war reenactment. Careless of the organisers to let real arrows be used ala Brandon Lee. I'd be eating a lager lolly. Sunshine, someone else's child in my hand. Very multicultural, possibly a horn playing in the background.
     
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    Dagz Well-Known Member

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    so so weird you would post this as i was thinkin about this the other day. Dieing scares the shit out of me i think especially if you no you are about to die.

    as for your question i want to go in my sleep abit whimpy and boring but hay or if i had to choose a beta way id die having sex to a women half my age in the middle of a dirty sex act.

    At my funeral i want Drum and Bass played, its a must !!!
     
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    herojuana hairy kuala

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    in your arms <3
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    I'm not really scared of dying. I would never kill myself but I have a lot of fantasies about ways of seeing myself dying. I wouldnt like to go out normally, I'd like a massive crescendo, noone else getting hurt. Really abnormal, in my 40s.
     
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    Hombre-J Currently Ballsacked

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    I'd superglue my hand to the top of my head, then jump off a building with a wire noose round my neck. This would decapitate me , and when I hit the floor I'd have my head in my hand, looking like I'd pulled it off
     
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    DamageCase7 Better off dead.

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    alz compress to impress

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    naked in a corner waiting for recall to mind to come out
     
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    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    quickly. probably on a big motorbike tripping my tits off straight into a wall at 150mph
     
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    PostmanPat I'll cum in your arse.

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    Naked, when im 80, skydiving out of a plane no parachute into a football ground.
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Football grounds are 95% male, you bloody cad
     
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    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    Its ok, I wont be the gay one staring at an 80 year old man with the arse of a wet carrier bag.
     
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    LSD and opiate induced coma
     
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    Fighting and bravely beating a fuckin velociraptor.
     
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    falling from a great height cos it would feel fucking awesome. at my funeral there will be a bouncy castle and they will play ac/dc High Way to Hell, and just as i am about to be cremated a robotic skeleton in a top hat will rise from my coffin, take a puff of his cigar and exclaim "see ya later folks". i made my brother swear he would organise this.
     
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    haha I was actually discussing this with Toejam the other day,

    My funeral is guna be a roller disco with my coffin in the middle, everyone has to come as there favourite dictator.
    Then when I am cremated everyone holds hands and my coffin descends into the floor amongst smoke and lazers while Europe - The Final Countdown is played.

    This is definately guna happen as well.
     
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    SmallVictoriez Teen Pop Sensation

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    When it looks like my health is about to go tits up I'm going to get in my car, play children's music at full volume & blow my brains out in a crowded parking lot.
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    I've arranged it for me to be burned at the top of a giant bonfire for all the atrocities I am yet to commit against all of The Church of England followers that have blighted Catholicism in my native Ireland. There will be death camps made at all Butlins and Pontins holiday camps to deal with the slaughter of you heathens. I think genocide is the ultimate way to go out. The tune playing as I am burning will be

     
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