How would you catch/kill/prepare/cook a kangaroo?

spiderfran286

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fucking punch the cunt in its bollox and rip its pouch off.... then spit roast it with ray mears.....and then finally a cap to the skull then butcher and cook the carcass...
 

jmzmaloney

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I've been contemplating selling baby kangaroos in crisp packets, deep fried, then dipped in salt. 10 in a pack. Im wondering if therell be a market for such a thing

 

spiderfran286

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I've been contemplating selling baby kangaroos in crisp packets, deep fried, then dipped in salt. 10 in a pack. Im wondering if therell be a market for such a thing

is that kangaroo fetus in a old womans wrinkly vagina? cuz it sure as hell looks like one.... i can even make out a withered old clitoris......

no?

but seriously, i mite know a few australians who would be willing to try.....
 

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We have heaps in WA so you are allowed to fuck them up if you own a property.There are professional roo shooters and heaps of farm dogs are "roo-dogs" ( ridgebacks) Heaps of people go roo bashing (where u get a big ass branch and beat them to death), I'v only ever shot them or ran them over,


The tails taste good, (wrap in foil, place in fire )


Cruelest thing i'v seen tho is when my mate shot one in the head with a shotgun from pointblank range, just not the same as shooting it from far away lol
 

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Hit it with the metal pole from the "badass WoW player" thread then gut it like a fish with my bare hands (yeah, Gollum style) cook what's left in a giant BBQ grill and serve to the community. What to do with the guts? Well, I most definitely have weighed the option of putting them in a little pool for the kids, but that's kinda fucked up.
 

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i would entice the kangaroo with offerings of the very best assorted cheeses, accompanied by a nice chilled dry white wine. a little mozart gently playing in the background. me kitted out in the finest corduroy suit known to man, sporting a cravat and pipe, with a welcoming and trusty smile that could steam the contents of a fair lady's cotton bloomers from 50 yards.

after the kangaroo and i had become acquainted, sharing much common fondess for the arts, we would then - after a night at a shakespeare play - attend a rather swanky shindig after party. in which exotic wonderment of opium fueled free love with plentiful buxom beauties would be at our pleasure. i would then stage a furious raging conflict over a desired partner and offer the kangaroo a duel to the death.

this is the clever part...

when met at dawn and asked my weapon of choice from gun or sword, i would cunningly choose the gun, leaving the kangaroo with only the sword. i would then cooly blast him to hades from ten paces, and have my men do the neccessary arrangements whilst i have a spot of tiffin with nigel havers at the cricket.

huzzah!
 
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