How would you catch/kill/prepare/cook a kangaroo?

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  1. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    What is your prefered method?
     
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    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    fucking punch the cunt in its bollox and rip its pouch off.... then spit roast it with ray mears.....and then finally a cap to the skull then butcher and cook the carcass...
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    I've been contemplating selling baby kangaroos in crisp packets, deep fried, then dipped in salt. 10 in a pack. Im wondering if therell be a market for such a thing

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    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    is that kangaroo fetus in a old womans wrinkly vagina? cuz it sure as hell looks like one.... i can even make out a withered old clitoris......

    no?

    but seriously, i mite know a few australians who would be willing to try.....
     
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    Olllie Bom Bom Cloud

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    Yeah I think they'd make the perfect alternative to pork scratchings
     
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    mistasfx MISTA SFX

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    i had kangaroo burgers last week and im impressed!! very tasty meat
     
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    Scatcat It don't mean shit

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    edited ;)
     
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    mistasfx MISTA SFX

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    either way it was fair game
     
  9. dizzzeejungle

    dizzzeejungle Junglist Down Under..

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    We have heaps in WA so you are allowed to fuck them up if you own a property.There are professional roo shooters and heaps of farm dogs are "roo-dogs" ( ridgebacks) Heaps of people go roo bashing (where u get a big ass branch and beat them to death), I'v only ever shot them or ran them over,


    The tails taste good, (wrap in foil, place in fire )


    Cruelest thing i'v seen tho is when my mate shot one in the head with a shotgun from pointblank range, just not the same as shooting it from far away lol
     
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    Dagz Well-Known Member

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    kangaroo's are ment to be feisty fucking things, look at skippy he was like a soldier
     
  11. Osime

    Osime Official Japanese Student

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    Hit it with the metal pole from the "badass WoW player" thread then gut it like a fish with my bare hands (yeah, Gollum style) cook what's left in a giant BBQ grill and serve to the community. What to do with the guts? Well, I most definitely have weighed the option of putting them in a little pool for the kids, but that's kinda fucked up.
     
  12. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    i would entice the kangaroo with offerings of the very best assorted cheeses, accompanied by a nice chilled dry white wine. a little mozart gently playing in the background. me kitted out in the finest corduroy suit known to man, sporting a cravat and pipe, with a welcoming and trusty smile that could steam the contents of a fair lady's cotton bloomers from 50 yards.

    after the kangaroo and i had become acquainted, sharing much common fondess for the arts, we would then - after a night at a shakespeare play - attend a rather swanky shindig after party. in which exotic wonderment of opium fueled free love with plentiful buxom beauties would be at our pleasure. i would then stage a furious raging conflict over a desired partner and offer the kangaroo a duel to the death.

    this is the clever part...

    when met at dawn and asked my weapon of choice from gun or sword, i would cunningly choose the gun, leaving the kangaroo with only the sword. i would then cooly blast him to hades from ten paces, and have my men do the neccessary arrangements whilst i have a spot of tiffin with nigel havers at the cricket.

    huzzah!