How to steal

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  1. Olllie

    Olllie Bom Bom Cloud

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    i'd love to see the rest- how does she get out of the shop without walking like she's crapped herself?! :lol:
     
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    Shatner's Bosom murder TANMUSHIMUSHI

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    Looks a bit like she inserted it in herself...
     
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    Shatner's Bosom murder TANMUSHIMUSHI

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    She could have shoved it up more I reckon, you can see it's almost by her ankles
     
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    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    Could've held it in her clam, but imagine the stench if that thing overheated. Burnt fish inna plaice
     
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    Shatner's Bosom murder TANMUSHIMUSHI

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    Rusket Mix an blend

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    lol she couldve robbed something worth a bit more thana 140 quid shit plastic controller!
     
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    Phat_Sam Well-Known Member

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    How do you know it was £140?
     
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    Rusket Mix an blend

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    used to own it a year or 2 ago, it's what all the kids are mixing on nowadays.
     
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    Jwood27 VICTIM

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    haha summed up exactly what i was thinking with that gif! where did you find it?
     
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    Shatner's Bosom murder TANMUSHIMUSHI

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    Whenever I see a gif on Reddit that i'll be able to use at some point, I save it to my account on there
     
  14. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    Apparently you're allowed to steal musical instruments in Sha'ria for the purposes of destroying them, as they aren't allowed anyway. Interesting stuff you tried this yourself Terps?
     
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    SIRUS 変なひと

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    If she walkd in all plop pants and stinking, its text book character theft. This was the plot to Ocean's Deuce. But Don Cheadle was constipated so they went straight to Ocean;s eleven.
     
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    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    wasnt there a tv show in the uk where a guy in a suit walks into comet and lifts a telly?

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    omg i just watched that vid and that was the worse 5 finger discount i have ever seen



    lawl
     
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    Shatner's Bosom murder TANMUSHIMUSHI

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    That's a bit too Boko Haram for me mate