How to sleep on the ol' columbian

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  1. jungle_fever

    jungle_fever Well-Known Member

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    help... me...work....tomorrow...
     
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    rysk Part-time waster

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    good luck with that
     
  3. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    Do some star jumps and crunk your junk on a local gents junk, that ryhmed go fuck yourself i tried my best, this isnt gonna work
     
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    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    only thing i can think of is nice tea and boring documentaries till you pass out
     
  5. jungle_fever

    jungle_fever Well-Known Member

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    cheers guys...

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    already in bed but i am feeling some frozen planet or some shit

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    cheers man
     
  6. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    Has fisting a deep fat fryer ever been a cool thing, maybe try that
     
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    alz compress to impress

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    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    try alien planet its narrated by this guy.lol
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    just try and avoid the tiny classified ads
     
  9. IV4

    IV4 Currently a newt.

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    Call off work.
     
  10. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    fuck sleep

    smoke some meth n go all night imo
     
  11. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Drink aload of horlicks and have an ovaltine nightmare
     
  12. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    i'm hardly the poster boy for responsible behaviour...

    ..but maybe don't poke a load of of coke up your honker the day before work?
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    foolish imo.

    the best time to be on coke. is at work.
     
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    rysk Part-time waster

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    no, that's what speed is for. mug.
     
  15. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    havu ever driven a digger on a meth coke binge?

    its fuckin amazing. dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig swing SMASH. dig dig dig dig dig
     
  16. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    no, but i did eat a load of very strong amphetamine and spent 4 hours tidying my room to obsessive perfection.

    then my mum wondered in asking what i was doing making so much noise at 3am, and i said, straight faced, "tidying up", i think she quite obviously knew what was up, but was just happy i was tidying my room and left it at that.
     
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    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Shatner's Bosom murder TANMUSHIMUSHI

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    jungle_fever Well-Known Member

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    in the end i did an obsessive search for something to put me out, just before i was about to smash a mix of over the counter pills/vodka, i found a few long lost valium blues in an unused draw. i wanted to make sure they did the trick so i washed them down with 3 pints of ale and watched that documentary with that nutter in southampton who climbs cranes and shit. Cant remember falling asleep.

    I am typing this from behind my desk in the office.


    Brool

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    tried this. nada

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    so tempted..

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    i was collecting supplies for the Outlook london launch thing tomorrow, needed to test, one thing led to another....
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    haha good job old boy! let me just ask, when you say "over the counter pills" (with vodka) what do you mean, paracetamol? because far as i know, there are no sleeping pills they just sell over the counter