how to ruin your life for money on TV

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  1. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    why are you looking at that crap joline, you realize this is not dignified tv
    heres young nigga with his hit record come threw lookin clean
     
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  4. Harry3

    Harry3 Chuki

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    what the fuck is this show

    this belongs in the murrica thread
     
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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    What an awful programme. I had a little dig on Wookiepedia and found this

    That's fucked up man.
     
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    Hombre-J Currently Ballsacked

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    Holy shit
     
  7. Harry3

    Harry3 Chuki

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    How do you murrcans put up with the shitty editing, like 15 minutes of this program is the same footage repeated after adverts?
     
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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Yeah fucking american TV. You guys have the most shittiest adbreaks. Particularly between progs. It's like programme finishes *cut to adverts* programme shows end credits *cut to more adverts* Next programme comes on, as soon as the opening credits are done *moar fucking adverts*
     
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    Harry3 Chuki

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    dont forget the adverts during the shows that cover half the screen

    some people moan about the BBC but I think its pretty fucking great
     
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    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    i really want to make a channel that compresses tv shows down to 15 mins or so.
    i'd rather the adverts were longer and i didn't have to watch the same video 3 or 4 times before "worlds most [insert stuff] videos" shows you the important bit.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    Ok teddy so you ever hear of this new thing called download and that tv is a highway from hell into your cerebral cortex
     
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    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    i have not.
    i do have some half price crack ice tho
    also miles and miles of carpet tiles.
    tv's, deep freeze and david bowie lp's.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    That does sound more rad than any of the things I said. Can I also... come? Hope i didn't ruin my chances with my bit of folly up top
     
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    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    Just the thought of carpet tiles makes me feel queezy..
     
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    RUSSLA DNBF Monarch

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    That last question though, really?!? What a bellend, arrogant cnut!
     
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    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    if those don't fulfill your shopping needs, i could hook u up with some ball games, gold chains or whassa-names?
    at a push i could score you some trevor francis tracksuits from a mush in shepherds bush
     
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    Mania i fukin wot m8

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    bush bush bush bush

    Do these items have income tax or VAT? Or a money back guarantee?
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    Pretty sure this is murica thread. Or what, do you have dual citizenship? Wouldnt be the first ozzie on here to have dual citizenship. That's a good word that, citizenship. Service guarantees it, I'm sure you know that
     
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    no smarts.
    no taxes, no guarantee.
    stick a pony in my pocket and the tracksuit is all yours.
     
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