HOW TO QUEEF

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  1. BeyondTherapy

    BeyondTherapy Well-Known Member

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    HOW TO QUEEF

    http://www.howtoqueef.com/

     
  2. Olllie

    Olllie Bom Bom Cloud

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    So fuckin wrong!
     
  3. justin_credible

    justin_credible Lurker

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    HAHAHA. That woman sounds like a fucking retard!
     
  4. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    shes serious ...


    it kinda helps you relax and get rid of stress .. then she puts her hands together in Buddha Style and says , " its kinda abit like yoga", and rips a deep bass fanny fart ..

    actually, thats got me thinking, i mite sample a bird fanny farting and make a Dub tune out of it , get people skanking at a rave to a tune called Minge Guts , blisfully unaware their celebrating muff guffs.
     
  5. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    this is rank. just fuckin unbearable to watch after 5 seconds
     
  6. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    if you think this is rank .. watch pantys - the art of wrongness .. putrid sex object ..

    its a video of some fuck up boning a dead decomposing horse and rubbing shit all over himself ..

    not sure how panty stumbled across this tho .. thats the worrying thing ..

    the little un arrived yet ?? if not go into town now, grab a saturday spesh .. go to dn31 play the fruit machines .. go get a fish n chick ..go to jamie pikes .. get some e's , and stay up all night talking shit, downing yards of cider & listening to eksman ..

    because its your last saturday of your own life .. :wave:
     
  7. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    hes due on thursday, today unfortunately i'm helping russ put up some decking in his back garden after the football but hear this.......

    ive been buying whiskey and stashing it round the house so that i can slyly sup when i'm depressed.

    ive got a small botlle of jd in the back of the white sofa and a big bottle of drambuie in my underwear draw.

    i keep running upstairs and shooting fat swigs throughout the day.

    bad
     
  8. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    dont be depressed , and why you gotta hide it ?? .. just have a drink.. actually, its not the father thing to do i spose.. i get ya,

    the woman i look after hides litres of vodka in the broken dishwasher .. your not far off that level of bad .

    you drinkin coz your nervous about the little un ..?? dont worry mate . spors done it , so youll be fine. ive not seen spors spawn yet tho, no doubt its sat listening to M-zone with a burberry hat on
     
  9. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    am not necking it as regularly as i may have made out, but its there just in case.

    just in case I dont know what the fuck to do and freak out, its there to make me sleep.
     
  10. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    its normal to freek out ... my brother deffed out when he had his little un , its normal . its a massive thing to deal with but itll slowly make sense ... just swig straight vodka and snort charles all day everyday and go on Jeremy Kyle when hes 16 as a bad dad.

    just think it could be worse .. harn now lives with jen broadhurst .. this being the epitome of bad
     
  11. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    thats the trick innit, never mind swigging liqcour straight just imagine in your minds eye... jen broadhurst sat on ya face
     
  12. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    just take your decks into the town centre and busk.


    BWBWBWHBEBEHHBHEBHEBHEBHEUEHEUHEUHEUHUHUEHUEHUEHHE
     
  13. safety

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    bet this is what rogers doing while he's banned
     
  14. Saint

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    You do find some wrong things man...
     
  15. Naib

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    find o_O I'm half convinced he is the source of the majority of them

    and yer this is funny-as. My lass wasn't impressed with it, less when I asked her to try
     
  16. *SweetPea*

    *SweetPea* LADY VINYL

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    That was wierd.

    Why would anyone want to do that?
    Veeeerry odd.
     
  17. Datt Male

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    y did he get banned mate?
     
  18. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    he got caught trying to insert a fig into his rectum