how to open a tin of beans without a can opener?

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by rysk, Oct 7, 2011.

  1. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster VIP Junglist

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    anyone? there's no ring-pull and i'm really hungry...
     
  2. Cat Gas

    Cat Gas Aka Basis VIP Junglist

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    hammer into it with a chisel
     
  3. rysk

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    havn't got a chisel...i'm working on it now, i have entry.
     
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    Bread knife, saw the top off.
    Im not even lying when I say i've done this before, it works.
     
  5. Toejam

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    use the fail hammer you adorn on a daily basis you useless pleb
     
  6. rysk

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    done! although i did worryingly find a little sliver of metal in my cheesey bean tortilla.
     
  7. Balthazaar

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    Try it with Rpg if u use it properly u just may "succeed":missile:
     
  8. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN VIP Junglist

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    This, also cooks beans instantly. Trust me I've done it before
     
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    Penknife would've been easier. You not got a penknife?
     
  10. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya VIP Junglist

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    I may have to sig that hahaha
     
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    study michael j fox
    become teenwolf
    bite into can
    ???
    profit
    flatulence
     
  12. dirty breaks

    dirty breaks Guest

    1.) put penis on the edge of table
    2.) constantly hit penis with tin of beans til you pass out
    3.) ????
    4.) profit
     
  13. Hombre-J

    Hombre-J Currently Ballsacked VIP Junglist

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    Smash it into your face really hard.
     
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    goto a shop and buy a can opener
     
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    Kill yourself?
     
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    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman VIP Junglist

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    dear dnbforum diary today i had trouble opening a tin
     
  17. Thin and crispy

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    I hope your mother walks in and finds you starved to death on the kitchen floor with an un-opened tin of beans, and realises how much of a disgrace you are!


    :teeth:
     
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    Use a knife, is that not really obvious?
     
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    armed really is a pathetic cunt:teeth: