How to open a beer with another beer.

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Soulific., Aug 7, 2009.

  1. Soulific.

    Soulific. I've been naughty, I'm banned

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  2. JamesZero

    JamesZero aka Zero Beats

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    so then how do you open the other one? :teeth:
     
  3. Sammy_Dodger

    Sammy_Dodger Mr Ed

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    lighter does the trick everytime
     
  4. TongueFlap

    TongueFlap Flappin'

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    ^ this, dont use ur teeth tho. i did and broke them
     
  5. Soulific.

    Soulific. I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    Good point, James. Answer - get another beer :)

    Never use the edge of a brick wall either, not recommended.
     
  6. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    just find an edge anywhere, jobs a gudden.. or if your pissed and showing off , bottom front teeth.. just to be badman
     
  7. Soulific.

    Soulific. I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    Who's that Wolverine-looking son'bitch in your sig? :-/
     
  8. JamesZero

    JamesZero aka Zero Beats

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    Someone I know used the edge of a table in there house once, they put the cap on the edge and bashed it... it just ended up taking a small chunk off the table! haha
     
  9. Griftah

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    Some guy called marcus? i think, from Big Brother.
     
  10. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    i do it will all sort, other bottles, spoons, lighters, eyelids and finger nails.
     
  11. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    Just invest in a keyring bottle opener.

    But don't let everyone lose it otherwise you'll have to break in to your own house.
     
  12. JamesZero

    JamesZero aka Zero Beats

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    speaking from experience?
     
  13. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    thats me motherfucker.. haha, nah i just changed it .. marcus isnt street enough anymore..
     
  14. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    Indeed haha.

    My mate who came back with me ended up having them in his pocket the bell end.
     
  15. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    defo... i have seen mupepts attmept to open a beer with another beer and just opened both bottles all over them selves... not smooth!
     
  16. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    USE YOUR COCK LIKE A CHAMPION
     
  17. safety

    safety double safety

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    i hate to come in with all the common sense and shit, but am i the only one who thinks bottle openers are the best thing the job?
     
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    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    i prefer to crack the seal with my helm
     
  19. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    well yeah, but what if one aint to hand... or it's in the kitchen and you are on the sofa? :clown:
     
  20. ilovelondon

    ilovelondon Call me Jens.

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    Yeah, those belt buckles with bottle openers are pretty useful too.
    Have one of those myself, from Element...
    Does the job, and does it clean. :teeth: