how to make this netsky bass

A little girl is eating a muffin whilst waiting in a barber shop for her older brother to get his hair cut. She wanders over to the Barber while he is cutting her brothers hair, the hair dresser tells the little girl "you'll get hair on your muffin"
"I know" the girl replies, "I'll get tits too"
 
Imagine for a moment being in this situation.

You ask netsky out for dinner. He says "what do you want?"
you say real smooth like... "Fish baby"
he pauses, then ask you with a stutter"and a blow jjjjooob"
You cut him off!
Then you say "No baby we are going fly fishing"
He asks "For what"
You reply "BASS BITCH"
He says quickly
"How will you prepare it?"
You respond smoothly with
"Lemon, paprika, and salt."
"True that is the best way to make bass, but"Netsky asks in a boyish manner" Why fly fishing?"
You say like a man " Keep yours closed."
"Why?" he declares with a true inquisitiveness
"Because flys carry diseases." You reply(You sexy minx you)


That ladies and gentlemen is how you make a Netsky Bass... with a whole lot of salt, suck, anal lizing, and paprika.
 
Imagine for a moment being in this situation.

You ask netsky out for dinner. He says "what do you want?"
you say real smooth like... "Fish baby"
he pauses, then ask you with a stutter"and a blow jjjjooob"
You cut him off!
Then you say "No baby we are going fly fishing"
He asks "For what"
You reply "BASS BITCH"
He says quickly
"How will you prepare it?"
You respond smoothly with
"Lemon, paprika, and salt."
"True that is the best way to make bass, but"Netsky asks in a boyish manner" Why fly fishing?"
You say like a man " Keep yours closed."
"Why?" he declares with a true inquisitiveness
"Because flys carry diseases." You reply(You sexy minx you)


That ladies and gentlemen is how you make a Netsky Bass... with a whole lot of salt, suck, anal lizing, and paprika.
Put it in a sticky thread and no one will ever ask that question again
 
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