How to go down on a real girl

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    Step 1. The Comfort Zone

    The first thing to know about going down on your lady is that if she’s not relaxed, she’s not going to enjoy it. “One of the sexiest things a guy has ever said to me was ‘get comfortable,’” says Los Angeles-based sex expert and radio host Lora Somoza. “The woman can get really self-conscious over how long it’s going to take them to orgasm, and if she feels like she’s with some guy that isn’t in a rush, that’s incredibly sexy.”

    Step 2. Perfect Position

    Your partner probably knows the position that’s most comfortable for her to be in, but if she’s open to suggestions, put a pillow under her butt to lift her pelvis up, which will give you great leverage—and make her feel fantastic. “Then, when she’s lying on her back, keep her knees wide,” says Somoza. “The wider she is, the more of an opening you have to work with. That helps with the sensation.” Somoza also stresses that the guy be comfortable too. “The guy may want to kneel on the bed with a pillow under his knees too, so he can just go to town.”
     
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    Better than being white I guess
     
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    Step 3. Tease With Your Tongue
    “You must start off in a teasing manner in the beginning. A slight lick of the tongue going up and down is good, licking the thighs at first and then slowly starting to move down, gaining intensity and speed,” she says.

    Step 4. Listen Up


    One of the most important things you can do at this point read her body—and by that, we mean monitor her breathing, and pay attention to how she’s moving her hips. Somoza says that if you’re doing something she likes, you’ll notice that she’s getting more turned on. “You really need to learn how to listen to her body. If you’re not listening to how she’s responding, you might as well just be jerking off in the corner.”
     
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    Good tips Claud but most of us are over 20 years old and know these things.
     
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    Highly doubt it and besides we can all use a refresher


    Step 6. The Crescendo
    “The build up should be like a crescendo. You need to start increasing pressure and increasing speed. Some women like a side-to-side tongue motion in the clitoral hood, while other women like an up-and-down rhythm,” says Somoza. “Some will be more into the clitoral hood and others will be more into the labia. Judge your movement based on her response.” But whatever you do, do not jab at her like a machine gun, mimic eating an ice cream cone or pretend you’re writing the alphabet with your tongue. (We hope you’d know better than that anyway).


    Step 7. The Grand Finale
    When you feel like she’s getting close to her climax, continue what you’re doing! But—and here’s the disclaimer—she may not always come. It’s not a reflection of your ability. “Don’t be so ‘goal-oriented’ and caught up in your own ego,” Somoza advises. “Your only goal should be to make her feel good. One of the sexiest things about a man is when he acts like being between a woman’s legs is his favorite place in the whole wide world. A lot of what makes great oral sex is the attitude you show your partner.”
     

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    yeah honestly claud what in the f¤#king s¤#t is this thread supposed to do?!?! you need a goddamn roadmap to find the damn pussy you utter mammal atrocity
     
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    You seem like a "guy " with a taste for young Syrian boys
     
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    dont see why you would put guy in quotation marks, i really dont. whats next, i guess youre going to call me "gaylord" and get it over with?
     
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    Claus you wouldn't no a pair of fanny flaps if they hit you in the face.
     
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    a fanny whatnow? never heard of, what im talking about is the state of mind super-skunk marihuana gets you in, they have resarchared if your soul leaves the body and its true...
     
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    I SMOKE BLUNTS ALL DAY ALL STYLE AND MY SOUL IS ON CONSTANT LIFT NI££A!!!!
     
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    haha that made chuckle clod, I have no idea what half the gifs you post even mean, but you do seem kind of... not white

    how was the taake gig btw?
     
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    Sounds pretty white to me...
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    well yes, youd think so, but how do you explain all the further blackness the man clearly displays in his behaviour. here, wait a damn minute, did we even see a pictar of clod
     
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    Well he's either the guy in your avatar, a Mexican heavy metal looking dude (much like Liz), or a large coon with a penchant for wrestling masks...

    That was the picture we ascertained contained him.

    I'm still unsure, but we have more important picture related problems to deal with first, the case of Catsels & Deegun.

    This whole scenario is completely unacceptable.
     
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    • Now if you really want to take things up a notch, and you’re pretty open-minded sexually, consider lick around her other hole while you are down there. Rimming will give her multiple sensations, and you will prove your commitment to her naked body!