How to get rid of stoned eyes.

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  1. Catsel

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    i look like a right smack head! not a good impression! :i_love_co
     
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    is there some drops you can get from the chemist, for red eyes ..? thought there was, but may have been stoned :)
     
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    There are drugs you can apply to get rid of pin or Shrek cat eyes but forget about them, go to sleep and lay off the shit for a while.

    Hi Mesh!
     
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    aparently those little eye drop things hardly work anyway
     
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    i been off can-o-bliss for about 2 months now. and its not the red eyes, its the black/purple shit round the outside!
     
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    u can get a roll on thing that gets rid of it apparently,

    my mate saw it in boots yesterday....costs like fifteen quid though
     
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    Visine 'gets the red out

    Hi Mesh :beers:
     
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    ive seen that on tv, does it work??
     
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    no idea....id rather look like shit than pay that much though tbh
     
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    does your wallet creek when u open it ;)
     
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    ha ha no i havent noticed it if it does.

    i won 50 quid on a scratchcard yesterday as well, so maybe i should of got one lol.
     
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    concealer!!! it works wonders on black eyes, my girlfriend uses it when i knock her about :twitchy:
     
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    drink 2 ltrs of water a day and eat lots of green vegetables. it's your skin that you need to look after by the sounds of it.
     
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    fuck me, u rich bugger:lol: u can buy me one too!! :beers:



    :rofl::rofl:



    that sounds about right...

    i just saw that advert, Garnier eye roll on shit:

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    special stoner version coming soon:lol:
     
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    stop smoking dope?
     
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    You cant say dat!... lol!... Respect for being honest though, Younger Ike!...
     
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    haha, hi mate Visine does the trick but I think the eating lots of vegetables, and water advice is gonna help here. And sleeping enough.

    Do not, under any circumstances, quit smoking pot :teeth: :slayer:



    ps - hey Dustek, hope the family is going healthy
     
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    Fine mate, but the last two weeks have been murda with "a" not "er". Moving in to a new flat plus my workplace going crazy plus Easter with my family (Xbox madness) plus my baby mamma driving my Chelsea tractor with the handbrake on! (lets just say that I'd have a year of dubplates for the repair cost.) Things are still looking good what with a new year of dnb promoting starting up.
     
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    vital eyes whitening, not refreshing, i think whitening is the blue one not sure cos i stopped ujsing it, dont use it after the use by date cos it stings like a fucker

    u can get it from tescos same isle as the condoms, 2 birds, one stone, yeh baby.