how to crash a TT

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  1. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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  2. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    surprise bitches.
     
  3. danwell

    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    Haha I had a dream the other night that I landed my sisters motorbike on top of a car. They were NOT happy. Wonder if the insurers will pay up on this one
     
  4. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    am i right in thinking shes ran over the other car too? on the way? thats what happens when you drink and drive, my mate used to do it all the time, and in his defence he was exceedingly good at it, but the last time was when he crashed he did it good, like hes the type to do some pills and fall asleep at the wheel then wind up in berlin instead of dead, and like most drunk drivers he likes to speed a little when he thinks he can, so the last time he crashed, he wound up in someones garden. the whole car, inches away from the house. crashed the whole garden but in a strangely neat way. and the car was totalled and now he has to retake his drivers lisence which after driving drunk for ten years probably takes some getting used to
     
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    RUSSLA DNBF Monarch

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    just Street View'd the road and there is a fuck long straight right before the corner the house was on.. Could easily get to over a ton in a TT down there.. No wonder he merked it into a house lol!
     
  6. Subjekt Music

    Subjekt Music Well-Known Member

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    From the Ryan Dunn school of how to drive a car

    He only had one lesson though cos, y'know, he's dead n that
     
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  7. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    I'm glad its not just me who thinks this is a woman!

    Only gays and girls drive TTs
     
  8. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    he did have a lesson, he shoved that toy car up his ass in that cky skit. right! in the ass! i miss ryan dunn, i really liked him. but everyone dies and wouldnt have wanted us to be sad. the real question is what happened to dicam
     
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    Forau CONCUSSION RECS

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    Fella i know (quite an old guy) took his civilian, military, HGV and ambulance driving tests whilst baked. He explained to me by his logic surely that means he's only liscenced to drive whilst lean haha.
     
  10. rob_del_terror

    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    my old man has a convertable TT. he is a cunt though.
     
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    Subjekt Music Well-Known Member

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    And the SoSolid Crew
     
  12. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    I'm sorry about that...
     
  13. johneysvk

    johneysvk tnuc

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    i was wondering what crashing a turntable is...
     
  14. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    imagine the setting -

    you and your wife are having a romantic dinner in front of your fire reminiscing about the 5 kids that have destroyed her vagina.
    you ask her if she wants to try anal for the first time saying stuff like,
    "ill only use the tip."
    and,
    "comon baby you promised..."
    she agrees after a few more bottles of wine and you get down to it. you bend her over in anticipation for your first tight hole in the last 25 years then BOOOM an audi TT comes strottering in through your window.

    i would be raging
     
  15. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    id fuck the driver in the ass. cos they'd prob be up for it.

    "see honey, its not so bad"
     
  16. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    bu...bu...but honey he looks like he's bleeding out!

    nah sweet cheeks he's just in sheer amounts of pleasure!
     
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  17. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    id fuck the car and her mother and the house and the toolshed in the ass 25 years ago. i dont stick around for even 25 minutes for some bullshit. WHAT A DAFT DUMB AND OUTRIGHT STUPID IDEA. an admission of strength.
     
  18. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    lol karl

    what if different people lived there 25yrs ago?

    and they already enjoy anal shenanigans
     
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    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    impossibru, no way is anal over 10 years old
     
  20. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    mmm look discrimination is stupid, misanthropy is universal and its time to redefine darkness.