how to crash a TT

danwell

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Haha I had a dream the other night that I landed my sisters motorbike on top of a car. They were NOT happy. Wonder if the insurers will pay up on this one
 

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am i right in thinking shes ran over the other car too? on the way? thats what happens when you drink and drive, my mate used to do it all the time, and in his defence he was exceedingly good at it, but the last time was when he crashed he did it good, like hes the type to do some pills and fall asleep at the wheel then wind up in berlin instead of dead, and like most drunk drivers he likes to speed a little when he thinks he can, so the last time he crashed, he wound up in someones garden. the whole car, inches away from the house. crashed the whole garden but in a strangely neat way. and the car was totalled and now he has to retake his drivers lisence which after driving drunk for ten years probably takes some getting used to
 

RUSSLA

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just Street View'd the road and there is a fuck long straight right before the corner the house was on.. Could easily get to over a ton in a TT down there.. No wonder he merked it into a house lol!
 

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am i right in thinking shes ran over the other car too? on the way? thats what happens when you drink and drive, my mate used to do it all the time, and in his defence he was exceedingly good at it, but the last time was when he crashed he did it good, like hes the type to do some pills and fall asleep at the wheel then wind up in berlin instead of dead, and like most drunk drivers he likes to speed a little when he thinks he can, so the last time he crashed, he wound up in someones garden. the whole car, inches away from the house. crashed the whole garden but in a strangely neat way. and the car was totalled and now he has to retake his drivers lisence which after driving drunk for ten years probably takes some getting used to
I'm glad its not just me who thinks this is a woman!

Only gays and girls drive TTs
 

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he did have a lesson, he shoved that toy car up his ass in that cky skit. right! in the ass! i miss ryan dunn, i really liked him. but everyone dies and wouldnt have wanted us to be sad. the real question is what happened to dicam
 

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am i right in thinking shes ran over the other car too? on the way? thats what happens when you drink and drive, my mate used to do it all the time, and in his defence he was exceedingly good at it, but the last time was when he crashed he did it good, like hes the type to do some pills and fall asleep at the wheel then wind up in berlin instead of dead, and like most drunk drivers he likes to speed a little when he thinks he can, so the last time he crashed, he wound up in someones garden. the whole car, inches away from the house. crashed the whole garden but in a strangely neat way. and the car was totalled and now he has to retake his drivers lisence which after driving drunk for ten years probably takes some getting used to
Fella i know (quite an old guy) took his civilian, military, HGV and ambulance driving tests whilst baked. He explained to me by his logic surely that means he's only liscenced to drive whilst lean haha.
 

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imagine the setting -

you and your wife are having a romantic dinner in front of your fire reminiscing about the 5 kids that have destroyed her vagina.
you ask her if she wants to try anal for the first time saying stuff like,
"ill only use the tip."
and,
"comon baby you promised..."
she agrees after a few more bottles of wine and you get down to it. you bend her over in anticipation for your first tight hole in the last 25 years then BOOOM an audi TT comes strottering in through your window.

i would be raging
 

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id fuck the car and her mother and the house and the toolshed in the ass 25 years ago. i dont stick around for even 25 minutes for some bullshit. WHAT A DAFT DUMB AND OUTRIGHT STUPID IDEA. an admission of strength.
 
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