How to break the ice?

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  1. Elzerk

    Elzerk 00111100 00110011

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    Hello.

    I am very ugly person, so not many tend to come over and talk. Also they can smell my small wang.

    Dnbforum members, got any advice how I should approach women?

    Please don't make any conclusions based on what I just said, or say nasty things since I'm very sensitive.
     
  2. equilibrium

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  3. Elzerk

    Elzerk 00111100 00110011

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    You must spread, but thanks
     
  4. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    stop being an attention seeking little kid, grow up into a man, grow confidence, grow balls, grow inside vag. in that order.
     
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  5. Shatner's Bosom

    Shatner's Bosom murder TANMUSHIMUSHI

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    I thought you were a woman for some reason.
    Try this:
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  6. Elzerk

    Elzerk 00111100 00110011

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    I have tried, I even dug up some naked dead ho's but even they seem to laugh me out the bedroom



    no not really, I just want to know excuses for starting a conversation, like, 'hey you look like my mom' or whateva
     
  7. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    If you need help doing something that quite literally you was born to do... means your a wasteman.
     
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  8. danwell

    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    Hi wanna see my insides? Cos I wanna see yours.
     
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  9. Elzerk

    Elzerk 00111100 00110011

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    Im so fucking bored
     
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    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    Gayness is the answer. Old men are always seeking for boys.
     
  11. Elzerk

    Elzerk 00111100 00110011

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    :D I got almost molested in gym we went back in the school, the teacher grabbed my ass while I was doing pull-ups ..tho now thinking about it back I think I actually was ..

    ..well this is awkward
     
  12. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    nonsense, he was totally into you. one way of breaking the ice is saying hello. or hi, how are you? im elzerk (leave out small faggot dick part, save that for later, or, if youre getting shut down and its mayday geek time, launch every zig, and give her a broadside of small faggot dick, see how she likes them apples. i get hostile quick when talking about women, wonder why that is) pickup lines are for guys in speedos and guidos and other words ending in -os. you do however have to be able to carry an interesting and funny conversation with this stupid fucking shit-for-brain utter plank of an asshole you just made contact with, so in order to practice, go out and find the nearest tree and practice, laugh politely at its jokes, retort with vauge references to popular culture, perhaps some sort of comment on the music that youre theoretically hearing, ill assume youre going to try your luck at a local discoteque or bar or similar, then move on to to compliment her bark, or twigs, foliage, if its going really well, you touch her with the back of your hand first, then the palm. i hope this helped somewhat.
     
  13. mistasfx

    mistasfx MISTA SFX

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    Pulling girls is all about natural self worth and esteem. Even if u have confidence a girl won't be attracted if u havent got an aura around you that makes u stick out.

    Charisma plays a big part as well.

    Look at the animal kingdom when the alpha male gets the female and the female selects him. Same sort of thing can be applied to humans.

    But u need to sort yourself out,

    Self worth
    Confidence
    Charisma

    If you got the above then you can get anyone.

    If youre serious I can put you in touch with my mate who's a relationship psychologist and will learn you how to change your ways to maximise your chance of pulling
     
  14. Elzerk

    Elzerk 00111100 00110011

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    Definitely helped, I knew there were people that know about my insecurities and respond accordingly. Where would I be without you lakritz, you define dnbforum. To be honest I thought this was some random ass generic forum, like it is, dnbforum, how generic is dat. When I dug too deep I found out people actually share experiences and create a bond beyond just the music and culture. Defo would love to fingle with your balls man.

    What do you think should I get wasted on weekend and try those methods? Like talking to the tree, that could work. Or get butt nekkid and pick someone up from disco or a bar? Is it better to be a ordinary douche, or exciting artistic persona? I even just got back to facebook so I think I can stalk some friends of friends to get me going at nights till I find some methods that'll work.
     
  15. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    "hey, i wanna tickle your belly button...................... from the inside" should do it.
     
  16. Elzerk

    Elzerk 00111100 00110011

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    You're kidding, right?
     
  17. Shatner's Bosom

    Shatner's Bosom murder TANMUSHIMUSHI

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    massive gay
     
  18. Elzerk

    Elzerk 00111100 00110011

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    That's kinda offensive you know. Or is it a compliment for being a king of the gay people?
     
  19. Elzerk

    Elzerk 00111100 00110011

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    Okay I'll just go back to the production section hole
     
  20. Shatner's Bosom

    Shatner's Bosom murder TANMUSHIMUSHI

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    Did you actually get molested? How did it make you feel?