how to be a propa muslim

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  1. Catsel

    Catsel Well☣Known Dismember

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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    You don't fool me that's the bloody Macarena
     
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    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    Not allowed to wipe your arse with animal bones apparently. Seems unfair if that's all you've got.
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    All this and that about Muslims and what now. I'd be interested in how many of you lot count Muslims to be family and friends (close friends), what we talking about here? Do people know actual Muslims on this forum?
     
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    rysk Part-time waster

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    in the arab states, or at least Qatar, all the toilet cubicles have a shower head next to the bog.

    Which is really quite handy when you get fucking trashed on ludicrously expensive booze, need to make a tactical chunder, and can rinse your mouth out with the power bumhole shower
     
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    herojuana hairy kuala

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    Going to a Muslim friend's son's first birthday tonight.

    HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES?
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Not surprised at all, as I wouldn't be of Toejam and karl, lets see what the rest of them have to say

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    Who else mixes with the dirty Infidels

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    I even have 2 Muslim cousins, but I daren't show photos as I'd throw the buzzrds into a whirl.
     
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    I live in Merica, the more Christians here scare me and not the Muslims.
     
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    Yeah I got quite a few muzzas that i'd count as close friends, lived with a whole bunch of them when i first went to uni...

    Thing is, they were as about as devout as charlie sheen, calmed down now a bit...

    But I probably did more drugs with them back in the day, like proper, really naughty amounts of proper naughty drugs, than i have with anybody else...

    So are/were they really muslims?
     
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    Catsel Well☣Known Dismember

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    i don't have any hard out muslim friends... and its the same reason i have no christian friends or jewish friends.

    the way i act and talk. especially bout abrahamic religions.. these people don't wanna hear it.. so no friend..
     
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    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    Castel, you a boring motherfucker

    Learn to deegun
     
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    Catsel Well☣Known Dismember

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    what u jibberlin on bout old man?
     
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    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    Mania i fukin wot m8

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    as long as nobody brings up the topic of religion you can be friends with pretty much anyone no matter how devout they are. tbh i dont give a fuck about anybodies religous beliefs unless they preach them, and you should too
     
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    Catsel Well☣Known Dismember

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    so if they practise and they preach? you turn the other cheek?

    Where is the love?
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    Haha James the macarena that made me chuckle. I don't know who's what actually. But I suspected Grits of Judaism for a long time.
    Nobody s seen deegubs since he fked off to Malta to procure white wine through acts of public indecency. Chasing that record. Pipe dreams.anyway what's this thread do.
     
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    ....until you realize that the shower head has been up a hairy arse crack