How the other half live.... perks of edm artists leaked!!!!

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by mistasfx, Jun 19, 2012.

  1. mistasfx

    mistasfx MISTA SFX

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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    what is this. im not clickings, it is certainlys ugly with this famos image of fekals japaneses. no pendulums ok only real drums and bass ok pendulms sounds like dildos.
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    but all them artists are fags?

    is that right?
     
  4. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    yes, this is so. alls fags. something something stupid documents ors images of fekals ajapanese from gore.com, is there no wharndards any longers. there is no point to this. i demand sstandards for i am chivalrys, anyone insults your date you fight her to the death quck
     
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    Pauly D shouldnt get anything other than stabbed in the face.
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    the name is reason enough
     
  7. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    hahahahaha!! thats jokes! But to be fair... most of the time you just put that shit there just in case someone actually gets it for you! hahaha. I done the same for Beach Break... just put 24 bottle of Corona... i only got 4 though :( hahaha.
     
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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    "Bowel" of fruit though. I'm calling slightly fake.
     
  9. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    does someone open your car door for you in the morning?
     
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    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    Yeah I was thinking that.
     
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    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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  12. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand blue M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Pendulum wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Subfocus pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Andy C, and Culture Shock, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Pendulum went on stage and did a great show.
     
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    classic!
     
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    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    i would tell pendulum where the fuck to go.
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    when did you become a nutbar
     
  16. Elzerk

    Elzerk 00111100 00110011

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    Big up to Nero. Great deal.
     
  17. dirty breaks

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    Nero don't ask for much because that's a DJ gig, all you can really ask for is drinks to be made available and make sure that the set up is to your specification.


    Pendulums is different, it's not an ego trip on their behalf. a touring bands backstage staff doesn't get much time to themselves, for example they will have to eat at the venue (which they've arrived at hours early to set up) and wont leave the venue until late after the show has finished, so they will have to eat on site, this is why there's loads of food for 48 people on the rider. paying for 50 staff to eat each day is not financially feasible over the course of a tour, so putting food on the rider for the touring staff is the only way to ensure they will get fed. the 50 towels and showers is for the staff (hence why the showers are available an hour after load out) so that they can get clean before they get back on the road to travel to the next venue. any strange or very specific requests on the rider is because of previous venues being tight or getting the rider wrong. a bowl full of blue M&M's is not because of some ego trip, but a test to see if the venue will go that extra mile for the band, and any specific ones are a test to see how much the venue pays attention to the rider and because they will be tight with shit to save money.

    if anything that rider is a sign that they looked after their road staff well.
     
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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    I see you've never played knifey/spooney before
     
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    miszt BASSFACE Royale

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    none of the request looked that outragous to me tbh, if i'd been sat on a coach for hours on end to get to a venue, i'd expect some food at the end of it aswell....and considering that all these artists would have sold out the venues and lined the pockets of the promoters, a bit of food and drink aint that big an expense imo. Some properly outragous riders can be found from artists significantly more highly paid, esp RnB/Pop acts
     
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    - Fresh towels, fresh fruit and fresh newspapers with none of the crosswords or puzzles finished.
    - A french maid and a variety of high grade bondage gear (high grade)
    - A bag full of high grade while we're on it, a selection of rolling papers and gentlemanly pipes + a ten litre bucket filled with ice water and a 1.5 litre coke bottle with the bottom cut off
    - A wide selection of full body animal costumes
    - A bed that looks like the Millenium Falcon
    - A fully equipped and serviced bar back- and onstage.
    - Five blue M&M's and a Lion bar

    or I'm not gonna be able to perform, mate.