Today, I went into Borders to see if the new issue of ATM was out. All I could see was the issue I've already got with Hype & Hazard on the front. So I had a flick through & saw that the next issue's released on the 3rd of March. So I marched up to the information desk & said "I can't find your new issue of ATM, the old one said that the new one's out on the 3rd of March?!" And the man said "Yeah, 3rd of March." I then realised it was February & walked away, very red in the face. So much for being up-to-date eh?!! I dunno what fucking month it is! Thought I'd share my stupidity with you lot.