How silly I am

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Today, I went into Borders to see if the new issue of ATM was out.
All I could see was the issue I've already got with Hype & Hazard on the front.
So I had a flick through & saw that the next issue's released on the 3rd of March.
So I marched up to the information desk & said "I can't find your new issue of ATM, the old one said that the new one's out on the 3rd of March?!"
And the man said "Yeah, 3rd of March."
I then realised it was February & walked away, very red in the face.
So much for being up-to-date eh?!! I dunno what fucking month it is!

Thought I'd share my stupidity with you lot. :)
 

Fes Rock

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Today, I went into Borders to see if the new issue of ATM was out.
All I could see was the issue I've already got with Hype & Hazard on the front.
So I had a flick through & saw that the next issue's released on the 3rd of March.
So I marched up to the information desk & said "I can't find your new issue of ATM, the old one said that the new one's out on the 3rd of March?!"
And the man said "Yeah, 3rd of March."
I then realised it was February & walked away, very red in the face.
So much for being up-to-date eh?!! I dunno what fucking month it is!

Thought I'd share my stupidity with you lot. :)

 

Barnzee

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Well, i went in to my local spar and walked over to the
1op sweets and selected 2 lanky larrys, cus i fancied a chomp on something. I then walked up to the till, knowingly having 20p in my pocket as change from some cigs. the bird sed '20p please' and without looking i pulled out a 1p, which felt like a 20p for some reason. She stared at me and i still didnt realise what was going on, so i sed 'yeh 20p'. She then opened her mouth in dismay, and i looked at the 1p and laughed in an embarrassed way. I then spent like five minutes rooting for the 20 in my pocket, which i failed to locate. basically, i looked like a tramp, cus i had to put the 10p sweets back and stroll out, red faced.
 

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Well, i went in to my local spar and walked over to the
1op sweets and selected 2 lanky larrys, cus i fancied a chomp on something. I then walked up to the till, knowingly having 20p in my pocket as change from some cigs. the bird sed '20p please' and without looking i pulled out a 1p, which felt like a 20p for some reason. She stared at me and i still didnt realise what was going on, so i sed 'yeh 20p'. She then opened her mouth in dismay, and i looked at the 1p and laughed in an embarrassed way. I then spent like five minutes rooting for the 20 in my pocket, which i failed to locate. basically, i looked like a tramp, cus i had to put the 10p sweets back and stroll out, red faced.

Silly as me...
 

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i went into a corner shop on the way home the other night from my mates house
i had no change on me and the bloke said there was a five pound limit on cards but fags werent included so i ended up topping the balance up with microwavable popcorn
got home only to remember the flat i moved into 2 weeks ago doesnt have one!
 

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some funny but strange stories in ere lol... Lets face it thow we have all made silly mastakes in our life so far i bet !
 
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