how out of order is this

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  1. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    i live near stansted airport and just round the corner from the airport in the little villiage it is common for people to leave their cars wherever they can to avoid paying a car park fee.

    fair enough i suppose but some dude has left their car actually on someones drive and the police can not do anything about it! apparently its legal! wtf??!!

    now thats bang out of order! if it was my drive i'd wanna inflict my own form of justice!

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    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...driveway-jetting-holiday-nearby-Stansted.html
     
  2. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    break into car, lock it from the inside and slit your wrists. that way, when they come back, there youll be. all dead and shit
     
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    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    thats a little extreme i think logikz but kudos on the idea!
    its not my drive or car so im not gonna care enough to cut myself over it!
    maybe if we put a dead mongoose inside!
    that way nobody gets hurt, except the mongoose, and the badger i assulted in the process.
     
  4. MC DONKEY DICK

    MC DONKEY DICK BIG!

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    Either this or curl out a big stinking shit in the drivers footwell.
     
  5. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    actually shit in the car for a week straight
     
  6. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    can u imagine matey getting back into his whip after a nice holiday and sitting down on a crusty poo thats been maturing in the sun for a week! ha ha :D
     
  7. GZero

    GZero No fear no sound!

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    I BELEIVE if it's your property you're within your rights to clamp them and demand payment for its release.
     
  8. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    that car is open to a world of pain now.... i would just scratch the fuck out of it to be honest. slash the tires. get as jack and fuck it up properly.
     
  9. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    thing is they have reported it to the police, so if their is any damage caused to the car, the finger will be pointed at the people who live there.
    bang out of order!
    i like the clamping idea, i wonder if that is legal to do. i might post a car clamp brochure through their door.
    would like to be there when matey comes back.
     
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    moriaty Active Member

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    1. break glass
    2. release handbrake
    3. what car?
     
  11. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    i would certainly piss and shit all over it. and then make the local special kid have sex with the exhaust pipe
     
  12. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    thats what they should have done instead of calling in pc plod
     
  13. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    NO NO NO!
    i think i might be the local special kid! and i dont get down like that!
    not after what happend with that rover metro
     
  14. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    mate be the hero and go and get drunk and fuck the car up then show us the pictures of you a dribbling mess smashing shit up..
     
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    motion audio Active Member

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    What a prick! Cover it in nitromors and have the wheel nuts away, that'll learn them.
     
  16. GZero

    GZero No fear no sound!

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    So what have we learned: Even in situations where it may seem totally sensible, NEVER involve the police.


    A policeman told me that.
     
  17. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    council property! no rights ha ha ha ha
     
  18. GZero

    GZero No fear no sound!

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    Proper shite that. I say drain the transmission fluid, water and oil. Siphon off the petrol and fill ya boots. Jam a tennis ball up the exhust and take a very sharp stanley and fuck the windscreen integrity by making a few choice cuts.

    You'd be surprised how much damage can be done and won't be noticed until they're a few miles up the road.
     
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    how bigs the car can it be bounced out of the drive, saw someone do this once
     
  20. D Double U

    D Double U FQ Sessions

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    A bag of sugar a day in the petrol tank is the bare minimum along with matured spreaded turd on the windscreen.

    A load of dog shit smeared and left to set on the windscreen with be an absolute nightmare to get off and chances are they wont have the tools to do so when they get back.