How money driven are 'good looking' girls?

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  1. mistasfx

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    You know the pretty girls, girlie girls, the ones that really stand out in a crowd? Yeah that type, the ones most men only dream of going out with.
    The ones with the fancy clothes, the fancy hair, make up etc

    Well ive just thought of a little experiment.

    I'm going to join a dating site with the same pictures on 2 different profiles the only different being is one profile im a student with no job and on another im going to be a mega successful business owner that doesnt need to worry about anything.

    Ill have the same interests and everything, the only change is my income level.

    What do you think the outcome will be?
     
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    Its pretty clear what the outcome will be!
     
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    The result will probably not be in you getting any girls. If you really want to understand what goes on in girls heads, listen to this song on loop at least 10 times before going out to any bar or nigthclub. Why not just go talk to these girls, if you're funny and/or confident they'll love you man, they're girls, they're sweet; always. But keep in mind they'll like you if you ARE funny and/or confident, not you ACT like you're funny and/or confident.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIb6AZdTr-A
     
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    Re: How money driven are girls?

    ^^

    This.

    No job is a good test tho..this and the door test.

     
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    Just tryin to make a boring Sunday interesting lads meh
     
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    i recon itll be interesting mate go for it!
     
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    Shit man ure mrs doin ure nut in that bad? The result will be ure pulling some fine ass untill she wants picking up in ure sports car and taking out for champagnes

    Those proper proper fit birds arent real btw. Its got 10 years shelf life. Then the make up looks crusty and shite. She leaves for a younger lad. Your 45 and end up with plain jane. Save 10 years hassle. Pick a sound fairly fit lass who likes to cook steak dinners and nosh of their man. Can always bang sisters and their nans if ya want some fun? Goodluck
     
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    girly girls arnt my type
     
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    i have no intention to date any of them coz i dont think a trip down to local boozer will live up to their expectations of a helicopter ride to Paris.

    Some trolling deffo if i get bites
     
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    if these girls are so gorgeous and every guy wants to be with them, why would they need to be on a dating site?

    i dont think your experiment is aimed at these girls at all, its aimed at the kind of desperate girls who join dating sites.
     
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    /\ Duder, loads of fly ass tight body honey hoe sluts be on this internet shindig; see things like OKCupid and shit have a select area for people who get enough comments or whatever the things they have to initiate contact are. They literally separate the uggo's from the sexy's. Fun Fact. You get enough attention and they'll make your name come up more for other people who get a lot of attention too (i.e. sexy people)
     
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    Yeah but c'mon men have a status thing, we're supposed to be earning money. Which one of you would you pick Mista? It's a no-brainer imo.
     
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    Are you talking from experience, Doug?
     
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