HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU THINK YOU COULD COME IN ONE HOUR

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  1. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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  2. ali^

    ali^ Bigtingsagwarn

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    if we're talking alone, i reckon i'd max out at 5 or 6
     
  3. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    5 or 6? wtf.. serious reload shit. in one hour.. prolly twice, unless the girl was good at her job :p
     
  4. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    I'd be spunking air after 3 i reckon.
     
  5. rob_del_terror

    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    all depends what you do the night before. if i'm wasted the night before i'm like ron jeremy.
     
  6. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    A good wank should take over an hour in length, its about quality not quantity.
     
  7. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    and with quality you get quantity lol
     
  8. Nutek

    Nutek movement junglist

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    true dat ^ watch one vid until your almost there, then another, then another and so on.. epic tactic
     
  9. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    not in the case of a danger wank my friend
     
  10. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Depends what Danger Wank your using. Try using the Roast Dinner Danger Wank and use Buddhist Mind Control instead of actually touching your cock. Epic wank + Roast Dinner is endless win.
     
  11. ali^

    ali^ Bigtingsagwarn

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    yeah, i know how the game works. you've gotta watch the intro and a good 5 mins of fucking at least, which gives you about 8 minutes for a decent one. but if it was whoever can wank most to save your life in an hour i could bash out 5 i think
     
  12. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    agreed
     
  13. DamageCase7

    DamageCase7 Better off dead.

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    I'd come blood after 3-4.
     
  14. Junglist_007

    Junglist_007 learning difficulties

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    3 i reckon. Don't think i could push to 4.
     
  15. Lunos

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    like maloney said, staminawanks are the winner here. all about caressing ones love wand over a number of hours building up to love milk explosion in your friends sisters ear
     
  16. DamageCase7

    DamageCase7 Better off dead.

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  17. Fortune^

    Fortune^ ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

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    Watch out for the gush.
     
  18. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    We could start a competition, everyone wanks in a coke bottle over the duration of march, whoever fills the bottle the most gets a prize.
     
  19. ali^

    ali^ Bigtingsagwarn

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    people could just cheat and use the ones we intended to pour on moskits face in '09
     
  20. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    I reckon i could fill a thimble full no doubt, weather permitting and the hormone tablets dont kick in