How Many New Posts Havent You Read?

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by jmzmaloney, Nov 28, 2015.

  1. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Tribal Leader VIP Junglist

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    No idea wehat this whole thing means, but it keeps on going up. Do I have to read every post now to get rid?

    Red number

    Highest number has the biggest cock, I got 3,041
     
  2. Saftstein

    Saftstein Active Member VIP Junglist

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    I got 3340 or smth like that, press mark forums as read and the red number is gone
     
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    SpudGun Notable Member VIP Junglist

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    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman VIP Junglist

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    elspectro29 A man who drives a cheetah VIP Junglist

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    Currently 12 because I hit "mark forums read" about an hour ago
     
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    SIRUS 変なひと VIP Junglist

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    I'm going to wait until it reaches 10k and then print them out and make a lifesize paper mache statue of Andy C in truckers hat.
     
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    miszt BASSFACE Royale VIP Junglist

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    3593 apparently lol wtf where did that come from
     
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    Catsel Well☣Known Dismember VIP Junglist

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    Dagz JEDI MASTER VIP Junglist

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    Three thousand three hundred and one
     
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    Teddy 60% Tribal Leader VIP Junglist

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    IV4 DnBF Sheriff VIP Junglist

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    God Damn it lock ness monster I anit giving you no 3 fiddy
     
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  13. Joey AdhD

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    happy with a steady 3920 unread posts...feels good man
     
  14. mr karnage

    mr karnage deep inside the jungle VIP Junglist

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  15. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN VIP Junglist

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    3,116 most of you chat shit so I probably only read 10% of posts these days
     
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  16. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Tribal Leader VIP Junglist

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    Apparently, the number is a direct reflection of how many erect penises you day dream about having inserted in your oral &/or anal orifices...

    Clearly wrong, cus' mine says 3490 & the actual number is at least double that
     
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  17. Dark Lizardro

    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Tribal Leader VIP Junglist

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    3092 people have died from aids in the last 30 seconds or so. But since nobody actually die from the disease, I must say I'm fooling myself. Which means that for every 1 unread forum thing, 1 person have aids. Super aids, according to @IV4
     
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    Bukakke-Fun-Boy-Deeniel cum glazed fun boy VIP Junglist

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  19. IV4

    IV4 DnBF Sheriff VIP Junglist

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    It is true.
     
  20. SpudGun

    SpudGun Notable Member VIP Junglist

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    Karl hasn´t even showed up.

    You know why?

    He doesn´t read your posts :lol: