Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Moskit, Nov 7, 2010.
Does it take to change the powerpack on Steven Hawkings Mobilty Chair?
One of the funniest things I've ever heard is when Stephen Hawkings pissed of his wife, she would leave him in the sun to burn.
definatley sig material there.
HAI MOM LOOK WUT I BUILT U
What he hasn't got physically he makes up for with his brain. He certainly done a lot for physics. Not tah tI give a shit for physics. The big question is , would Moskit rub his crippled willy if he found Hawkings left out in the sun ? I reckon he'd nick his mobile phone for starters.
He's a brainy chap yes.
But don't he know it... Milks it the cocky cunt!
He needs to take a day off imo, chill a bit, have a glass of Port & watch some Poirot, maybe go for a walk after...
Into physics & lives in Kent?
aye, but would you challenge him to an electric wheel chair race ?
Yes, then push him out of his & win, on many levels...
u mention gay like its a disability... i agree
I disagree, none of the above are a disability, merely an affliction, a way of life... They'll soon grow out of it...
If you did not push him out of his wheel chair , physics dictaces taht in fact his lower mass x wind risistance divideded by the square of Hawkings maximum veloicty would mean he was able to attain a greater maximum inertia than your fat ass in the same wheelchair ( assuming you would fit)...also depending on the square root of the probablity his blind gay deaf paraplegic leprosy ridden ethnic thalidomide pygmies remembered to fit a new battery in his chair prior to cripple off...man this si some callous shit
I think the real question is how long will it take me to spill my malenaise all over his face.
And the answer is "not very long".
he went on his first date in 10 years the other day. turned back up with sprained ankles, grazed knees, broken wrists and a big lump on his head.......
apparently she stood him up.
if there is someone out there who is a gay deaf blind pygmy of ethnic origin suffering from leprosy and paraplegia who is taking thalidomide pills;
i really hope they can at least change the battery on steve's spaz chariot.
once he's powered up, he might be able to offer them some medical advise.
but i dont think he's a doctor, more of a professor, but not like prof wheetos (now that guy really knows how to party) so they are probably wasting their time and should just accept their deformities and go on the road as sarah jessica parker's stunt double.
His ex was a bit of a cunt eh?
all that brainpower but he suffers from domestic violence..
You forgot 'ginger'
Sam thats just offensive man
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