how many apples would it take to kill a man?

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  1. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    at first i was thinking it would take loads, like a couple of ton falling on a guy, knocking him out and suffocating him.

    then i thought maybe thirty plus force fed rancid apples over a short period could cause some sort of stomach acid burn and internal bleeding.

    but i decided just one with a razor blade half way stuck in it, unsuspectedly shot accurately at a mans jugular from a small, well concealed cannon could quite easily do the job.

    i'll never look at an apple in the same way ever again.
     
  2. RevTech

    RevTech Butthole=output transduce

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    one if you thow hard enuff :thumbsup:
     
  3. Wellsy

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    you remind me of Patrick Bateman.......

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    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    I was chomping on an apple a while back and a workmate said 'You never know where to look whilst eating an apple' and walked off, fair enough i didnt think about what he said till a few minutes later, and i became constantly paranoid in where i should look whilst i ate the apple, should i look up ? or down? or casually look left and right ? and the paranoia of people watching me eat an apple kicks in so it turns out i only eat apples in my own company now.

    Thats what mind fucking can do.


    Next time you eat fruit, think about where you look
     
  5. Lunos

    Lunos Active Member

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  6. Wellsy

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    bahhhhhooooo arggghhhh ze evilz applz arz taknz overzzzz

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  7. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    Bannana's are the worst for this.
     
  8. RevTech

    RevTech Butthole=output transduce

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    don't look at the banana :thumbsup:
     
  9. Wellsy

    Wellsy Member

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    ever noticed a banana has eyes and motionlessly stares at you:sadbana:
     
  10. RevTech

    RevTech Butthole=output transduce

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    not recently
     
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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    The plaaaane bossssss! The plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane!
     
  12. Wellsy

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    you have tilt and twist the banana under the correct lighting to enable to see them...go try
     
  13. RevTech

    RevTech Butthole=output transduce

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    I may need a new banana.

    It seems mine in inferior to yours.
     
  14. Indi

    Indi Tha Original ThreadKilla!

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    Just cut the tree down and let it topple onto him.
     
  15. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    always LOOK INTO THE FRUITS SOUL BEFORE EATING. LIKE WITH COWS
     
  16. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    just the one i recon just force it in there throat an theyll choke to death:D
     
  17. RevTech

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    COWS ARE MY FAVORITE FRUIT!
     
  18. RevTech

    RevTech Butthole=output transduce

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    Go kill some spambots smarty.

    We need you doin it
     
  19. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    One covered in concrete and smashed over the skull :twisted:

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