How long until you retire?

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  1. duffer

    duffer Under Mi SensI...........

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    Some old fucker in work just gave me the depressing thought that i got another at least another 45 years work ahead of me before i retire.

    What a cunt.

    So how long you got?
     
  2. chanty

    chanty Active Member

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    same as you old chap
     
  3. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    i dont plan on livin past 50 so ill retire at 30!:teeth:
     
  4. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    dunno but when I do I will become the biggest wreck head on the planet, blazed 24/7 :spliff:
     
  5. NastyLimbCheat

    NastyLimbCheat Active Member

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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    I'm planning on retiring at 45 and taking all the money I have accumalated to Thailand or somewhere cheap and living like a king. May buy a poppy field and an elephant plus a rifle. I'd like to be known by the natives as "the crazy white guy on the elephant who shoots the stars but has extraordinary cheap smack", couple of young brides, then join a consortium and buy a small but respectable Championship side. President for a few months, dead actor in the swimming pool you know the drill.
     
  7. duffer

    duffer Under Mi SensI...........

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    I'd already done tis twice at the age of 8. i got bored and decided to go back to work for another 40+ years.
     
  8. chanty

    chanty Active Member

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    im feelin the thailand part
     
  9. Might

    Might Don't Fall Over

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    i retire in 6 months... i'll be 23 n a bit...
     
  10. SLow

    SLow Quadrospazzed life-glug

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    How comes? I reckon I'd get well bored retiring so young..
     
  11. Might

    Might Don't Fall Over

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    got alot of money... gunna go round the world. spend like 6 months in each country.

    NZ & AUS first :wave:
     
  12. bigdave1992

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    well i aint even left school...

    so im long way off :L
     
  13. djrowney

    djrowney G13 RECORDS/SMOKESCREEN

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    40 years......oh joy......................
     
  14. Rubs90

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    I haven't even started working, so it's gonna be a while
     
  15. DJ NUERA

    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    44 long back breaking, toe tappin, arse slappin years.
     
  16. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    most of your generation will not be able to retire unless you make fat stacks. Well, thats the case in the US. Social Security will be depleted by the time im in my 50's if i make it that long.