How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave?

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  1. graffitizax

    graffitizax Hauntr

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    i dont know i was too busy wanking
     
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    Psychoholic Quantum Cunt

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    What is funnier then 10 dead babies in a tree?
    Select text to read answer : One dead baby in 10 trees

    What is sitting in the corner and turning red?
    Select text to read answer : A baby with a razor blade

    What do you do if your baby is limping?
    Select text to read answer : Shoot the other knee aswell
     
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    graffitizax Hauntr

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    why did the little girl fall of the swing? because she had no legs
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    none of these jokes are very sick or even funny
    D- try harder

    what does non alcoholic beer and sex with your sister have in common?
    they taste the same but you know its not right
     
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    Your own joke is in contradiction with what you just said...
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    What's the difference between a dead baby and an onion.
    You don't cry when you chop up a dead baby.

    How do you make a baby cry twice?
    Wipe your bloody cock on his teddy bear.

    What's the best sound in the world?
    Hearing dead baby's hips crack under pressure!
    What's more fun than a barrel of dead babies?
    Sticking pins in their eyes.

    What's blue and orange and lies at the bottom of a swimming pool?
    A baby with burst armbands.

    How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    As many as it takes to climb on top of them in order to reach the socket.
     
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    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    very true
    but ur a little speng so ur argument is invalid
     
  9. Psychoholic

    Psychoholic Quantum Cunt

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    You stating that it is true however makes it a statement which you agree with and thus that is a valid argument, unless you find yourself little speng aswell.
     
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    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    I was walking in the park one bright sunny Sunday afternoon, when I noticed a cute little girl out walking her dog. As she approached me on the path, she looked about 9 years old, all dressed up in her Sunday best, and her freshly scrubbed face, just gleaming with cutsiness. Tugging on her leash was a well groomed terrier.

    As we met on the path, I greeted her, "Hi there, my, aren't you pretty today and what a fine looking dog you have."

    "Thank you, sir" she said, "And what a nice day this is isn't it?"

    "Yes it is" I answered, "My, what a polite little girl you are, and what a pretty dress you're wearing."

    "Oh, thank you, sir. My mother taught me to always be polite and she made this dress for me, isn't it pretty?" she said with a beaming smile.

    "Yes, very pretty" I answered, "By the way, what's your dog's name?"

    "Oh, sir, my dog's name is 'Porky', isn't that cute?"

    "Well, it certainly is an unusual name for a dog. Why do you call him 'Porky'?"

    "Because he fucks pigs!"
     
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    these two are fucking genius
     
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    richie_stix gomby plz

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