Discussion in 'Waffle' started by graffitizax, Oct 24, 2012.
i dont know i was too busy wanking
What is funnier then 10 dead babies in a tree?
Select text to read answer : One dead baby in 10 trees
What is sitting in the corner and turning red?
Select text to read answer : A baby with a razor blade
What do you do if your baby is limping?
Select text to read answer : Shoot the other knee aswell
why did the little girl fall of the swing? because she had no legs
none of these jokes are very sick or even funny
D- try harder
what does non alcoholic beer and sex with your sister have in common?
they taste the same but you know its not right
Your own joke is in contradiction with what you just said...
What's the difference between a dead baby and an onion.
You don't cry when you chop up a dead baby.
How do you make a baby cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock on his teddy bear.
What's the best sound in the world?
Hearing dead baby's hips crack under pressure!
What's more fun than a barrel of dead babies?
Sticking pins in their eyes.
What's blue and orange and lies at the bottom of a swimming pool?
A baby with burst armbands.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
As many as it takes to climb on top of them in order to reach the socket.
but ur a little speng so ur argument is invalid
You stating that it is true however makes it a statement which you agree with and thus that is a valid argument, unless you find yourself little speng aswell.
I was walking in the park one bright sunny Sunday afternoon, when I noticed a cute little girl out walking her dog. As she approached me on the path, she looked about 9 years old, all dressed up in her Sunday best, and her freshly scrubbed face, just gleaming with cutsiness. Tugging on her leash was a well groomed terrier.
As we met on the path, I greeted her, "Hi there, my, aren't you pretty today and what a fine looking dog you have."
"Thank you, sir" she said, "And what a nice day this is isn't it?"
"Yes it is" I answered, "My, what a polite little girl you are, and what a pretty dress you're wearing."
"Oh, thank you, sir. My mother taught me to always be polite and she made this dress for me, isn't it pretty?" she said with a beaming smile.
"Yes, very pretty" I answered, "By the way, what's your dog's name?"
"Oh, sir, my dog's name is 'Porky', isn't that cute?"
"Well, it certainly is an unusual name for a dog. Why do you call him 'Porky'?"
"Because he fucks pigs!"
these two are fucking genius
fucking noobs - http://dnbforum.com/showthread.php/93080-The-Sick-Joke-Thread?highlight=sick+joke+thread
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