How long can human body go without food...

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  1. Catsel

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    now i havn't not eaten or drunk anythink.

    but its been mininal for a gd week now.

    fuckin hands are shakin.

    dizzy.

    bfuck i feel weird.

    but can't eat. dunno why. and when i do im sick 15min later? fuckin wrid ae

    maybe it was the come down from kryptonite

    shudn't of brought moar :teeth:

    looks likes there sum more silesys

    :broke_ima:rofl::321:

    :broke_ima
     
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    Up to 2 months in extreme cases but it's probably healthier to just eat something, something soft like jelly maybe

    And get the Pocari Sweats in, they have them where you are right?
     
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    fuckin jelly! why didn't i think of jelly..

    where do u buy pre maid ready 2eat jelly??

    and u mean Pocari Sweat not sweet. never tried that stuff before. might be an asian shop somewhereround here. get sum aloe water aswell. (y)
     
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    I said Sweat, not sweet.
    You mean 'made', not 'maid' :teeth:
     
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    see told ya!

    can't read, can't write.

    i really thought i was bein smart ass, corrrcting u. i even went on wiki to verfly my facts,.
     
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    Get some gummy bears if you cant find jelly.
     
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    You sure this isn't political Castel? You aiming for one of these?

     
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    can last 3 weeks but seeing you are eating very little maybe a bit longer. the reason why you're feeling ill after 15 mins is because your belly is either not used to food or you have hurt your innards some how.
    drink a lot of water
     
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    fuck off
     
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    As long as you genuinely believe you can.
     
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    chew on some liquorice bark. what colour is your sick? you could have an ulser?
     
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    sounds like you have the AIDS
     
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    I had something like this a few years ago, anything I ate or drank I ended up throwing up and I was bed ridden for about a week, had to go hospital twice and got put on an IV which sorted me out. Dunno if you got the same thing but I feel your pain.
     
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    what are you doing michael, is this real thread or troll thread. because you should eat is what you should do fool, why dont you know that.
     
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    I had fillet steak for breakfast yesterday.

    Boy was it good.

    If i won the lottery i'd do that everyday.

    Only cooked by Halle Berrys Labia, served with a side salad of Cocaine and Blow Job Vinegrette.
     
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    HAH childs play. we will dance naked under the full moon, and the darkness wont scare us at all, with our bare feet flying over the moss. of life and lust.
     
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    every now n then i feel like im gunna black out...

    desperately tryna eat anything. loads of water. musli bars. whatever i can swallow
    im bein serious man. slightly worried today if im honest.
    no one on this side of the world knows how to make a proper english breakfast.