Discussion in 'Waffle' started by SIRUS, Mar 28, 2010.
i think i could piss up a heavy flowing river at about 5 knots.
I had a piss off the coast of Norfolk on Boxing Day 2004. Resulting Tsunami killed thousands in Asia
harsh, but cool.
One way to suss a tranny is to ask her average piss height, anything below 5 feet then your in safe grounds anthing above that well your its up to your own discretion
spot on. to be honest, i'd rather fornicate with a tiny manwomen than a lanky lady that can piss over a tesco sign...
well, unlesss she had a an enlarged clit, and can crush a brazil nut with her arse cheeks.
in fact, i'm not going to lie, i've always wanted a 3some with twins, one midget, one giant.
the tiny one dressed as a nun, the other a circus clown. don't judge me.
When i piss.
It's like being sprayed by a hose.
My toilet/sink/floor/towels/walls/face(?)/legs/neighbours don't know what the fuck hit them.
Hoses work fine as long as you dont squeeze the end. Stop squeezing the end of your cock when you piss, everybody will be the better for it. Unless youve got an STD (genital wort on your japs eye)
I sometimes try and piss at max speed but then it hurts.
no pain no gain.
But i like pissing on my neighbours
I have a mate who can piss over my back gate onto cars parked on the street outside its absolutely crazy must have some 8 ft distance on it
i like getting a full on powerwaz on the go.// then stopping, by tightening the sphinct.. it stops like nothing happened.. then back into full throttle, can do this 3-4 times before im out, it creates bubbles you see, its my artistic flare mum says, as she watches my hole open and close like a gagging dog on bacon rind
my piss smells of chicken soup.
depends how many cups of tea i have consumed
The maximum distance and velocity of piss can be detirmined my the formula P=(BS*(pi/hl))/(wl/ud)
pi=Piss in bladder
hl-how long it has been there
Wl=willy length/fanny size
of course, how could i have been so stupid? chaos theory. maloney piss in a mug, pour it in his spaghetti or whatever and theres a tsunami in ireland.
retspect to sirus on the real too. word is on or you know don or corn or whatnot
I don't piss.
I consume my sins internally.
piss me a river
I can piss my own skid marks off , poo chisel.
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