how hard/fast can you piss?

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  1. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    i think i could piss up a heavy flowing river at about 5 knots.
     
  2. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    I had a piss off the coast of Norfolk on Boxing Day 2004. Resulting Tsunami killed thousands in Asia
     
  3. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    harsh, but cool.
     
  4. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    One way to suss a tranny is to ask her average piss height, anything below 5 feet then your in safe grounds anthing above that well your its up to your own discretion
     
  5. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    spot on. to be honest, i'd rather fornicate with a tiny manwomen than a lanky lady that can piss over a tesco sign...

    well, unlesss she had a an enlarged clit, and can crush a brazil nut with her arse cheeks.

    in fact, i'm not going to lie, i've always wanted a 3some with twins, one midget, one giant.

    the tiny one dressed as a nun, the other a circus clown. don't judge me.
     
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  6. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    When i piss.
    It's like being sprayed by a hose.
    My toilet/sink/floor/towels/walls/face(?)/legs/neighbours don't know what the fuck hit them.
     
  7. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Hoses work fine as long as you dont squeeze the end. Stop squeezing the end of your cock when you piss, everybody will be the better for it. Unless youve got an STD (genital wort on your japs eye)
     
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  8. Sweaty Teddy

    Sweaty Teddy Nob'ed

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    I sometimes try and piss at max speed but then it hurts.
     
  9. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    no pain no gain.
     
  10. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    But i like pissing on my neighbours :(
     
  11. Wizla

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    I have a mate who can piss over my back gate onto cars parked on the street outside its absolutely crazy must have some 8 ft distance on it
     
  12. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    i like getting a full on powerwaz on the go.// then stopping, by tightening the sphinct.. it stops like nothing happened.. then back into full throttle, can do this 3-4 times before im out, it creates bubbles you see, its my artistic flare mum says, as she watches my hole open and close like a gagging dog on bacon rind
     
  13. theone

    theone Just say no to dubstep!

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    my piss smells of chicken soup.
     
  14. greddie

    greddie Super Sir Loin

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    depends how many cups of tea i have consumed
     
  15. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    The maximum distance and velocity of piss can be detirmined my the formula P=(BS*(pi/hl))/(wl/ud)
    where P=piss
    BS=Bladder Size
    pi=Piss in bladder
    hl-how long it has been there
    Wl=willy length/fanny size
    ud=Uretha Diameter
     
  16. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    of course, how could i have been so stupid? chaos theory. maloney piss in a mug, pour it in his spaghetti or whatever and theres a tsunami in ireland.
    retspect to sirus on the real too. word is on or you know don or corn or whatnot
     
  17. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    I don't piss.

    I consume my sins internally.
     
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    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    piss me a river
     
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    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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  20. DamageCase7

    DamageCase7 Better off dead.

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    I can piss my own skid marks off , poo chisel.