How fucked up is this?

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  1. lokki

    lokki JUNGLIST FROM DEYA

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    I had to share this story, I was dumfounded by it….

    Met a mate earlier today who had one hell of a story to tell…This is a totally 110% true story. It’s a really interesting as an insite as to what really goes on over in the US’. What is even more messed up is that the person in question (call them X) rang the news papers over here to break his story but they said it wasn’t news as it happens all the time, almost everyday!!!!

    X was going to the US to DJ in a club in LA. He had been invited over to play by a US based English mate who lives and works out there.

    The guy in question is Asian.

    Upon arriving in the LA airport, before reaching immigration or passport control. He was abrubtly taken to a room by a big fat Americna police looking guy. Apparently he was a walking cliché of an American cop. He was taken into an interview room. Strange!

    He had his laptop with him and this along with his bag was searched. The fat American police guy was questioning him about why he was going to LA. He explained he was playing at a club and visiting his friend. He wasn’t getting paid so he didn’t need a visa. For some unknown reason they didn’t believe this story and began to get a bit crazy. Swearing at him and shouting at him.

    After a while the question took a strange turn. He soon realised that they wanted him to admit he was some kind of fundamentalist muslim hatred spreading type. The fact that he isn’t even a muslim didn’t seem to matter to fat guy. I guess to those ignorant idiots if you are Asian you’re a muslim.

    Soon he realised that in fact this wasnt police but homeland security. The lovely people that Bush has basically given free rain to do whatever they want to keep the US safe. IE. They can kill or imprison innocent people.

    After a few hours of tedious interrogation a confession was bought out for X to sign and then be deported. The confession basically said he was there to cause trouble. He explained that he never said this. But the fat idiot was quite insistant. The fat idiot was soon replaced by trailer trash woman. A repulsive blonde bitch of a woman who had more authority than fat guy. She began really shouting at X telling him to ‘sign the fucking thing’ etc.

    He still refused. At the back of his mind he remembered about Guantanamo bay..
    Then the threats began to come. One rather chilling one from fat guy that went along the lines of ‘We can make you dissapear’. This chilling little quote was probably the one that made X decide to sign it the confession

    He signed it and was then deported back here. Oh and just to rub salt in the wounds he was escorted onto the plain handcuffed and it was a fucking Amercian airline so no doubt there were a few funny looks. “oh gee, gosh, look we have a al – kay – ee dah on the plane mom”…
    Clearly they want to keep doing this in order to create stats about how many ‘terrorists’ they have stopped entering the country.. When Bush gives speeches about how secure they are making the US under his control. Its bollocks they just make this stuff up. They just want everyone to be scared. And guys like X are fucked over. Juts think how many other people have had thisn experience just cos of the colour of their skin! I know fo one story where basically the same thing happened but they guy was imprisoned for 2 days in a jail!

    Is this the democracy that America is trying to spread around the world? For such an apparently free society they are pretty shady!

    Racist wankers.
     
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  2. Blurr

    Blurr Wasted Selection

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    they've always been bad over immigration, my aunt was deported back here a few years ago coz she was visiting her bf but they thought she was tryin to settle, and theres sum stupid questions upon entering the country "are you a member of a terrorist organization? "were u a member of the Nazi regime in 1930s germany?"

    now they are just in hysterics, and as much as our services aren't as ignorant our government seems to be going down the gauntameno bay road
     
  3. safety

    safety double safety

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    i had an hour's inerview when i went to spend three months, it wasn't until i said i had a few grand in travellers cheques that they stopped giving me a hard time.
     
  4. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    I RELLY TRIED TO ABSORB THIS BUT THE WORDS KEPT MOVIN

    SORRY
     
  5. lokki

    lokki JUNGLIST FROM DEYA

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    lol:beers:
     
  6. GIRLSCANSTEP2

    GIRLSCANSTEP2 Member

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    It doesnt get any better anywhere else in the us either. Cops are shitty all over, I hardly go out for anything. But I guess I get it easier because I'm female...But it probably doesnt help that I smoke green :lol:

    I was actually born in Belgium and as 'americanized' as you may think I am at first glance, but people always ask me where I'm from when they first speak to me. They never believe I'm european because I'm black.
     
  7. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    thats fuckin harsh mate!
    fuckin ignorant cunts!
     
  8. robhicks1

    robhicks1 Nuts about Zoo

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    There OTT in America.
    I went when I was about 6 with my parents and grandparents and I bought a cowboy set (cap gun included). We literally got surrounded by police with sub machine guns on the way home and that was 12 years ago lol.
    :antitank:
     
  9. Blurr

    Blurr Wasted Selection

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    "freedom isn't free":teeth:

    as much as we all moan about our government's shortcomings i'm much happier living here in the UK, wouldn't have it any other way

    England is quite simply the king of countries
     
  10. BoudiCat

    BoudiCat SERIAY.

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    There are no words. Such idiocy.
     
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  11. robhicks1

    robhicks1 Nuts about Zoo

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    Word :beers:
     
  12. DJNitrousUK

    DJNitrousUK Active Member

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    That's just fuckin stupid, poor guy, those 'officers' should be shot or at least beaten up imo (y).
     
  13. GIRLSCANSTEP2

    GIRLSCANSTEP2 Member

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    I've thought a lot lately about moving to UK in the future.
    I'm surrounded by rednecks here, it's pretty bad
     
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    shadowdemon1990 Original Nuttah

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    Were show u the meaning of a rave ;)
     
  15. lokki

    lokki JUNGLIST FROM DEYA

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    the fact that he was told he could 'dissapear' its crazy!!
     
  16. souljah

    souljah liquid lover...

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    yeh thats what i found most disturbing. its the stuff you see in films but dont actually believe. the fact aswell that our newspapers wouldnt make a thing of it aswell. the media need to make people aware of this not hide it.
     
  17. moriaty

    moriaty Active Member

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    dude, not quite.
    theres harsh shit going in the UK, all regarding civil liberties. the thing is that when it happens in the US it looks like something off a bad cop series.

    i dont find anything it crazy tbh. shit like this go un reported all the time, not because its not news, but because the papers better not say shit, or else.
    my advice, dont go to america unless you got a shitload of money on you, so you can buy a vest and hire a tough guy to hang out with.
     
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  18. Indi

    Indi Tha Original ThreadKilla!

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    You can come live with me if you want ;)
     
  19. Blurr

    Blurr Wasted Selection

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    plz dont take everything i say literally, i'm quite a cynical person

    as for the civil liberties, i posted in the yankiees thread that we were going down a gauntameno bay road a few days ago & made a sly jibe at the new 42 day laws in another thread...

    thats right, ur looking at a top quality politics student here:slick:
     
  20. moriaty

    moriaty Active Member

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    no worries. i'll just play it like an old man and give you an old saying.
    he who deals with hay, gets eaten by horses.
    make sure you remember that one when you start your career.
    (y)