how dodgy are you??

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by detonate-dj, Jun 2, 2009.

  1. detonate-dj

    detonate-dj sexdrugs&rockinthedole

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  2. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    How much time are you allowed on the internet when you're behind bars? With those answers that is the only place you can be… You're a bad piece of work who must be doing some time at Her Majesty's pleasure. Either that or you're some kind of Harry Houdini when it comes to paying your debt to society.

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    Hahaha. I'm a model 20 year olds these days though.
     
  3. Dj Dirty Pimp

    Dj Dirty Pimp Active Member

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  4. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    cor dear! dont fancy serving 27 years i know!
     
  5. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    this is what i got

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    Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)

    Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

    Years in prison: 96.5 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty! "
     
  6. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    Try 117!!
     
  7. D BREAKNECK

    D BREAKNECK 7 years on top

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    38 years, £7000
     
  8. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    Fixed
     
  9. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    only if u wer my cell mate. and u wer doing the bumming babe...
     
  10. H*product

    H*product Heavyweight product

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    hahaha

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  11. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    wooooooooooooord to big bird
     
  12. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    i cudnt think of anything better that 96.5 years of ur cock....
     
  13. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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  14. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

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  15. Blurr

    Blurr Wasted Selection

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  16. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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  17. KEMZ

    KEMZ Blatant Royal Status

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    Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)

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  18. Fazer

    Fazer wat

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    More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

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    Fuck.
     
  19. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    rooked

    Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)

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  20. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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