How do you stop your bum itching ?

How do you relieve yourself from sphincter irritation

  • Scratch n Sniff baby

    Votes: 2 33.3%
  • Baby oil

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • a large carrot

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • shaven gerbil

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • a bidet ( like a posh sink for washing your arse)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • get someone else to scratch it

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • call 1-100-jmz-mahomo hotline

    Votes: 4 66.7%
  • a swit headbutt

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    6
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