How do you stop your bum itching ?

How do you relieve yourself from sphincter irritation

  • Scratch n Sniff baby

    Votes: 2 33.3%
  • Baby oil

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • a large carrot

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • shaven gerbil

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • a bidet ( like a posh sink for washing your arse)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • get someone else to scratch it

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • call 1-100-jmz-mahomo hotline

    Votes: 4 66.7%
  • a swit headbutt

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
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dnbkingz

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i pull bum hole wide open and get Logikz to chatter inane ramblings into it until it ceases to persist.
 

Sammy_Dodger

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Its a tricky concept.

Try using something like erm, Toilet roll and wipe your shitty ass. Make sure you wipe thoroughly so you don't end up with cling-ons.
 

logikz

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bum and arse is not funny stan. i dont know why you persist to consider it the epitome of humor.
 

Radius

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you dirty bastards, how about wash your arse
so its teh bidet for you then eh

---------- Post added at 12:28 ---------- Previous post was at 12:28 ----------

Its a tricky concept.

Try using something like erm, Toilet roll and wipe your shitty ass. Make sure you wipe thoroughly so you don't end up with cling-ons.
thus endeth the lesson

---------- Post added at 12:30 ---------- Previous post was at 12:28 ----------

bum and arse is not funny stan. i dont know why you persist to consider it the epitome of humor.
If what you say is true sir, why is it that the "goatse" meme is so amusing. Are you saying that in your adult maturity you have not laughed forthwith at a gas rumpus released in your own bathwater, or found an old lady farting most amusing ? You sir are a fucking liar I tell ya.
xxx
 

logikz

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i never did and i never will. my humor is that of very educated people out here in the hamptons.
 

miszt

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contrary to popular belief, a Gerbil does not need to be shaven
 

DJ Spliff

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Thank god for this thread for I am plagued with an itchy asshole quite often. Someone come through with some gold!
 

BeyondTherapy

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this is quite a common factor with in men you know , yet again another taboo subject that alot of ppl r ashamed about , well DR TPI to the resque

wash n talc ones gooch n bum cheeks regular n your find that inchy ness will in around a wk will go,..its mainly caused by gentleman wet farting n instead of going to the loo n tappin dry that area , people continue on with their day just itching ,.. if not delt ,it lcould ead to rashes n major skin problems ,not the best look if you want some loving downstairs is it

:) happydayze ... talc away :)
 

Radius

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this is quite a common factor with in men you know , yet again another taboo subject that alot of ppl r ashamed about , well DR TPI to the resque

wash n talc ones gooch n bum cheeks regular n your find that inchy ness will in around a wk will go,..its mainly caused by gentleman wet farting n instead of going to the loo n tappin dry that area , people continue on with their day just itching ,.. if not delt ,it lcould ead to rashes n major skin problems ,not the best look if you want some loving downstairs is it

:) happydayze ... talc away :)
LOL TPI too much detail FFS .... nah man I am asking HOW do you do it...like teh cadbury's cream egg ad, how do you eat yours...ke ke
 

DJ Spliff

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Fucking lol at the Cadburry's Cream egg thing. What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
 

ThePapa

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Never been tempted to explore you're more feminine side Radius?
 
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