so its teh bidet for you then ehyou dirty bastards, how about wash your arse
thus endeth the lessonIts a tricky concept.
Try using something like erm, Toilet roll and wipe your shitty ass. Make sure you wipe thoroughly so you don't end up with cling-ons.
If what you say is true sir, why is it that the "goatse" meme is so amusing. Are you saying that in your adult maturity you have not laughed forthwith at a gas rumpus released in your own bathwater, or found an old lady farting most amusing ? You sir are a fucking liar I tell ya.bum and arse is not funny stan. i dont know why you persist to consider it the epitome of humor.
this is quite a common factor with in men you know , yet again another taboo subject that alot of ppl r ashamed about , well DR TPI to the resque
wash n talc ones gooch n bum cheeks regular n your find that inchy ness will in around a wk will go,..its mainly caused by gentleman wet farting n instead of going to the loo n tappin dry that area , people continue on with their day just itching ,.. if not delt ,it lcould ead to rashes n major skin problems ,not the best look if you want some loving downstairs is it
happydayze ... talc away