How do you stop your bum itching ?

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Radius, Nov 17, 2010.

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How do you relieve yourself from sphincter irritation

  1. Scratch n Sniff baby

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  2. Baby oil

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  3. a large carrot

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  4. shaven gerbil

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  5. a bidet ( like a posh sink for washing your arse)

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  6. get someone else to scratch it

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  7. call 1-100-jmz-mahomo hotline

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  8. a swit headbutt

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  1. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    Well...scratch and sniff ?
     
  2. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    i pull bum hole wide open and get Logikz to chatter inane ramblings into it until it ceases to persist.
     
  3. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    I often assk myself the same question.
     
  4. mr karnage

    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    you dirty bastards, how about wash your arse
     
  5. Sammy_Dodger

    Sammy_Dodger Mr Ed

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    Its a tricky concept.

    Try using something like erm, Toilet roll and wipe your shitty ass. Make sure you wipe thoroughly so you don't end up with cling-ons.
     
  6. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    bum and arse is not funny stan. i dont know why you persist to consider it the epitome of humor.
     
  7. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    so its teh bidet for you then eh

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    thus endeth the lesson

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    If what you say is true sir, why is it that the "goatse" meme is so amusing. Are you saying that in your adult maturity you have not laughed forthwith at a gas rumpus released in your own bathwater, or found an old lady farting most amusing ? You sir are a fucking liar I tell ya.
    xxx
     
  8. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    i never did and i never will. my humor is that of very educated people out here in the hamptons.
     
  9. Monkey spasm

    Monkey spasm Member

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    Take worming medication.
     
  10. miszt

    miszt BASSFACE Royale

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    contrary to popular belief, a Gerbil does not need to be shaven
     
  11. DJ Spliff

    DJ Spliff Never Enuff Vinyl

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    Thank god for this thread for I am plagued with an itchy asshole quite often. Someone come through with some gold!
     
  12. Sammy_Dodger

    Sammy_Dodger Mr Ed

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    slide down the banister.....bareback.
     
  13. BeyondTherapy

    BeyondTherapy Well-Known Member

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    this is quite a common factor with in men you know , yet again another taboo subject that alot of ppl r ashamed about , well DR TPI to the resque

    wash n talc ones gooch n bum cheeks regular n your find that inchy ness will in around a wk will go,..its mainly caused by gentleman wet farting n instead of going to the loo n tappin dry that area , people continue on with their day just itching ,.. if not delt ,it lcould ead to rashes n major skin problems ,not the best look if you want some loving downstairs is it

    :) happydayze ... talc away :)
     
  14. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    talc is for babys :teeth:
     
  15. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    LOL TPI too much detail FFS .... nah man I am asking HOW do you do it...like teh cadbury's cream egg ad, how do you eat yours...ke ke
     
  16. DJ Spliff

    DJ Spliff Never Enuff Vinyl

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    Fucking lol at the Cadburry's Cream egg thing. What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
     
  17. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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  18. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    man that is for homos
     
  19. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    Never been tempted to explore you're more feminine side Radius?
     
  20. wo88le

    wo88le A Mockery of a Travesty

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    Do you wipe and look, or just let it be