How do you spell a ant?

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  1. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    Re: How do you weigh an ant?

    i am not sure what this thread does, michael. i really cant tell. its alright freezing insects, its also alright setting them on fire. it is also allowed to dissect dogs. and disassemble hamsters.
     
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    Re: How do you weigh an ant?

    Rape it in the face with a hammer then set fire to your arsehole hair at the local playschool whilst playing "wir mussen die juden verboten" on a 90's wog box in mono.
     
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    Re: How do you weigh an ant?

    YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
     
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    Re: How do you weigh an ant?

    Karl, how do you assemble a disassembled hamster?
     
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    Re: How do you weigh an ant?


    disassemble = dead.

    NOVA!!!!!
     
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    Re: How do you weigh an ant?

    If you watch Re-animator, you'll see that not all disassembled things are dead, you know?
     
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    Re: How do you weigh an ant?

    if you watch short circuit you'll realise your mother was a snow-blower.
     
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    Re: How do you weigh an ant?

    well, disassemble means to open up and kind of take a look inside, how it works! you can do this with rabbits and so, its not that bad. as a child i used to be especially interested in how their left leg works, so i would tie it to a tree and open the leg and see what parts twitch when they move and stuff. but its ok, cos then id just leave them there, and then they grow a new one. or whatever, not really sure about that part, i usually lose interest pretty quick.

    alls i know is that with one leg disabled like that, they hop in a goddamn circle instead of straight haha its too funny. forest probably full with little fucking rabbits hopping in little fucking circles. im bringing the butane gas next time, cant have that. it is all very disorderly, if you think about it.
     
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    Cruelty towards animals is one of the traits found in serial killers. Are you a serial killer, Karl?
     
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    well no, of course not, im your normal joe blow apple pie with custard, i am!

    and i dont kill them, was just going to incinerate the ones that are still hopping in circles, because it felt untidy for that to go on, you understand. cant have untidy. fking rabbit.
     
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    pffffffffft yeah right, as if id be scared of some fucking stuffed toy. i fuck on a pile of those, wearing my church shoes.
     
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    well, i mean thats different. hes the size of a grown man, hes got hostage, and some jerk put eye-liner on him, so no wonder hes upset.
     
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    Still not afraid? Damn.
     
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    Re: How do you weigh an ant?

    What is this? A thread for ants????

    also IIIIIIINPUT
     
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    Re: How do you weigh an ant?

    How can we give Input if we can't even fit inside the thread? It needs to be at least three times this size.
     
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