How do you get a spider out of your vagina?

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  1. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    http://answers.yahoo.com/question/i...w5GyRYUjzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20090910224630AA801Os

    Hahaha.

    My favourite bit.

    bear ground, there was rockes, dert, and insecs like red ants, catapillers

    Derty bitch
     
  2. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    ive not read it yet ... the thread title deserves thanks on its own

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    hHh rank... obviously just caught an STD tho
     
  3. Cat Gas

    Cat Gas Aka Basis

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    "but I dont wanna go to emergney room cuz they will make fun of me."
    Reminds me of an episode of House
     
  4. dnb in ya face

    dnb in ya face Loud and Dirrrty

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    Hahahaha! THis is one of the replies

    Oh know where you are coming from i get spiders in my *** hole all the time. I was out at some friends house and woke up in an alley with a hang over and found a black windows nest in *** hole. it was very creepy but surprisingly common. It laid eggs in there because i was to afraid to remove it.

    Some how i was able to **** without it getting bothered and biting me but when the eggs hatched it left. You should be fine just let it run it's course and be gently when taking a piss/****.

    It's like being stuck by lighting it has happened to me 3 times which must be a record of some kind. It is scary just spray one hole with water or something before you go to bed so they are not encouraged to go back.

    This is no joke and don't listen to the ridicule of others this is ver serious and must be taken with caution.
    GOD SPEAD
     
  5. st420

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    happens to the best of us. tbh i kind of like it when spiders go inside me
     
  6. Scatcat

    Scatcat It don't mean shit

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    that is foul
     
  7. kenyon

    kenyon @ The Crack Spot

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    hahha what a find
     
  8. JamesZero

    JamesZero aka Zero Beats

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    I'm wondering what Craig was googling to come across that? ;)
     
  9. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    I wonder what Craig was searching for...

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    LOL

    Great minds...

    What with you & your Spider Fetish/Self-Harm history, i'm sure you could point him in the right direction...

    :)
     
  10. muzzadj

    muzzadj POW!

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  11. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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  12. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    I'm on this!

    Good work :thumbsup:
     
  13. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    the dirty bints got cock rot...spiders in a foof??? not avin that...top find.
     
  14. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    This is now the silly yahoo answer thread...

    http://answers.yahoo.com/question/answer;_ylt=AnVPTn1RK0FqWTaF_ou6tXMazKIX;_ylv=3

     
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  15. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Bwhahahahaha! :rofl:

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  16. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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