whats your best tactic for getting a bird to leave in the morning after you slept with her, woke up and realised she ent all that when you arent drunk? other day, i text my mate, got him to knock on my door and make up some excuse as to why i have to go out quick time... so he knocks on my door, walks in and says 'dude we have to go to the travel agents remember?'... the fucking travel agents? the bitch bought it though, and i swiftly apologised but said she had to leave cus i had to get ready quick and go to town. how you turf em' out?