how do i got drunk

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  1. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    is it easy to get drunk any more or do you have to try harder. is there something you can drink or. because i dont seem to do it. beer and wine doesnt do it, strong asshole vodka drink with redbull (in fact, go-fast is the most badass energy drink out there) gets me sketchy for a minute but thats it. do you know something i dont? do tell. for im trying to understand how the earth is made. ocean sized other noises and the cops that juice a lot. your light only goes so far, but sound allows you to see. on the surface. now say it. or else.
     
  2. dirty breaks

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    Drink Courvoisier or Henny, do yay, live like a king
     
  3. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    ah so you reveal your true nature devil. but seriously nobody can drink congac for too long, that stuff is disgusting. oh yeah i barf at like anything these days. somebody said i had that thing that steve-o got, when he just barfs at anything, i have that. so drinking any strong liquer specially with a schnozz full of powder is barf city. btw did you know ive put every stooge ive met from this forum full of powder? hargle hargle
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    etoks get in here. also rich is fixin to do a thing, you down big boy?
     
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    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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  6. dirty breaks

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    can I has heron when I come to Amsterdams?
     
  7. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    WHY THATS JUST GRAND SO DID YOU STOP GOING TO THE DISCOUNT STUPID STORE? BECAUSE YOUR WELL STUPID OF COURSE YOU GET DISCOUNT aehhaheaheae
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    no dibbys. not you, you are precious flower. only gods know what might happen were i to corrupt something so pure as you. ill make you a deal ok, if you speak yank english from the moment we meet, and not slip up even once, kind of sound like earl jones, you have yourself a deal. not to mention a singularity of an ever ending hole of nothingness in soul and wallet. but ok, if youre ready for some darkness, pucker up sunshine, and we will suck the cock to some unexplained truth. you want it, you got it. but do you have the guts? hawwwwwrrrrrrrrrrrr im feeling it tonight. get in on richs thing dibby, its on in 30 ok
     
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    Shatner's Bosom murder TANMUSHIMUSHI

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    I used to struggle getting drunk,then I got gastritis and now it's too easy. Its a problem.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    shit, whats gastritis? its not what i think it is, is it? some kind of stomach problem?
     
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    Shatner's Bosom murder TANMUSHIMUSHI

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    Yeah, I'm not sure on the specifics but in laymans terms 'gut rot' seems suitable. Very painful, couldn't even hold water down for a few days. Felt well fucky
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    fuck. how did you get that? not by drinking too much i hope
     
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    Shatner's Bosom murder TANMUSHIMUSHI

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    I think a combination of excessive drinking + chemical ingestion is the quickest way to get it but I don't think it's too common
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    its just i been having abdominal pains lately, like for days, and then i massaged the place where my ribs meet and i had chest pains specially over the heart for days so its something i been thinking about lately. rich is killing it right now btw
     
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    Shatner's Bosom murder TANMUSHIMUSHI

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    Might be worth getting it looked at, it's not about being bedridden at all, and I don't know who rich is
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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  17. dirty breaks

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    I can talk yank real good. you talk received pronunciation and its a deal.

    and i ain't sucking no unexplained knobs.

    and no I ain't listening to Stix in the mix. jump up is ghey.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    not stix buddy, toejams. get on in here.
     
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    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    Fuuuuck has anyone tried the new honey flavoured jack Daniels. So big!
     
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    Shatner's Bosom murder TANMUSHIMUSHI

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    Come on, dont yank my giggle chain, is that a real thing?