how did the sneaky pancake get away?

CRoOK

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we should have a writing sesh sometime safety, i think we could really bounce idea's off eachother. chuck out some thought grenades, absorb some data shrapnel.

what do you call a cow stuck on a desert island? moo-rooned

thats another one of mine, feel free to use, my comedy is for everyone to enjoy
 

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try this one...

a man walks into a bakers and aks for a loaf of bread.

the baker says "white or brown?"

the man says "i'll have white please"

baker says " i'm sorry we only have brown, is that alright?"

man says "no... i'm on my bike"
 

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try this one...

a man walks into a bakers and aks for a loaf of bread.

the baker says "white or brown?"

the man says "i'll have white please"

baker says " i'm sorry we only have brown, is that alright?"

man says "no... i'm on my bike"
yeh, but he may of lived round the corner which was right, and only had to take right hand turns on his bike to get home ..

thne his answer would of been yes.
 
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