how did the sneaky pancake get away?

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by CRoOK, Nov 12, 2009.

  1. CRoOK

    CRoOK Audio Artillery

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    he crepe'd off.










































    yeh i write jokes
     
  2. safety

    safety double safety

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    how did teh hammer ham?
































    because hammer time
     
  3. CRoOK

    CRoOK Audio Artillery

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    we should have a writing sesh sometime safety, i think we could really bounce idea's off eachother. chuck out some thought grenades, absorb some data shrapnel.

    what do you call a cow stuck on a desert island? moo-rooned

    thats another one of mine, feel free to use, my comedy is for everyone to enjoy
     
  4. Dave Dexcell

    Dave Dexcell Dexcell

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  5. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    THATS FUCKIN GASH
     
  6. safety

    safety double safety

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    try this one...

    a man walks into a bakers and aks for a loaf of bread.

    the baker says "white or brown?"

    the man says "i'll have white please"

    baker says " i'm sorry we only have brown, is that alright?"

    man says "no... i'm on my bike"
     
  7. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    yeh, but he may of lived round the corner which was right, and only had to take right hand turns on his bike to get home ..

    thne his answer would of been yes.
     
  8. rob_del_terror

    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    why do pigeons live in poverty?

    cos they're from the bird world.

    i'll be here all week.
     
  9. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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  10. Nutek

    Nutek movement junglist

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    :clown:
     
  11. rob_del_terror

    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    why does rob del terror come from the bird world?

    because he's here all beak.





    i'll get my cyber cape.
     
  12. ZackMRG

    ZackMRG Circles are Pointless

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    Why did the man fall off his bike?

    Somebody threw a Fridge at him.
     
  13. Welsh Junglist

    Welsh Junglist AKA Faqade

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    There was a tap on the window..








    Stupid place to put a tap.
     
  14. Welsh Junglist

    Welsh Junglist AKA Faqade

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    Night fell..







    Everyone was crushed.
     
  15. Welsh Junglist

    Welsh Junglist AKA Faqade

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    A man walked into a bar..







    He should of been more careful.
     
  16. wo88le

    wo88le A Mockery of a Travesty

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    Whats white and can't climb trees?













    A fridge
     
  17. Thin and crispy

    Thin and crispy Active Member

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    whats big, white and stands in a corner?




    a naughty fridge.
     
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    Thin and crispy Active Member

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    whats white and wears a tartan scarf?




    Rupert the Fridge
     
  19. DJ NUERA

    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    What do you call a fish with no eyes?











































    :drums:





























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    A fsh
     
  20. TongueFlap

    TongueFlap Flappin'

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    haha i actually 'lolled' at when i read this...