Discussion in 'Waffle' started by CRoOK, Nov 12, 2009.
he crepe'd off.
yeh i write jokes
how did teh hammer ham?
because hammer time
we should have a writing sesh sometime safety, i think we could really bounce idea's off eachother. chuck out some thought grenades, absorb some data shrapnel.
what do you call a cow stuck on a desert island? moo-rooned
thats another one of mine, feel free to use, my comedy is for everyone to enjoy
THATS FUCKIN GASH
try this one...
a man walks into a bakers and aks for a loaf of bread.
the baker says "white or brown?"
the man says "i'll have white please"
baker says " i'm sorry we only have brown, is that alright?"
man says "no... i'm on my bike"
yeh, but he may of lived round the corner which was right, and only had to take right hand turns on his bike to get home ..
thne his answer would of been yes.
why do pigeons live in poverty?
cos they're from the bird world.
i'll be here all week.
why does rob del terror come from the bird world?
because he's here all beak.
i'll get my cyber cape.
Why did the man fall off his bike?
Somebody threw a Fridge at him.
There was a tap on the window..
Stupid place to put a tap.
Everyone was crushed.
A man walked into a bar..
He should of been more careful.
Whats white and can't climb trees?
whats big, white and stands in a corner?
a naughty fridge.
whats white and wears a tartan scarf?
Rupert the Fridge
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
haha i actually 'lolled' at when i read this...
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