How are you keeping your relationship fresh ?

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Moskit

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I masturbate constantly over homosexual & shemale porn, then when it comes time to get jiggy with the mrs, its something new & exciting allover again...

But, its a bit of an anti-climax when I can't suck her dick :(
 

Moskit

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"Dear Diary,

I love Michael very much, but I just can't work out how he is feeling emotionally.

If only he had some form of noticeable facial features, our lives would be so much easier.

I hope one day he can build up the courage to undertake some form of facial construction surgery, even a definable chin or nose would make the world of difference!

Yours Hopefully,

Michaela."
 

Dannyboy93

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haha theres a fritzl film now, can you imagine? don't know if its a spielfilm or docu but.... not going near that with a 20 ft pole.

heard Disney are doing it mate, hour and a half of off key shots in the basement with casual incest rape thrown in here and there, and guess what, THEY'VE RATED IT FUCKING PG, and you know why? to teach kids not to let there parents rape them in a basement, which is basically the moral of the story in Cinderella but they had to make it "real", you know? cause kids don't get that shit unless its force fed to them, and if they don't get it force, there are dangers they might get force sexed, if fritzls kids saw the fritzl movie, things would have been very different indeed!
 

Dagz

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How im keeping my relationship fresh is by not having one. Fresh to death.
 
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