How am i not fat yet?

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by rysk, May 27, 2011.

  1. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    for reals? i'm having two cheeseburgers and a can of coke for breakfast. And this is a regular thing
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    thats cos youre 18. male metabolism changes round the age of 20-24. thats when you need to start thinking about what you eat, exercise, etc. right now enjoy your cheeseburger breakfast! im jelus actually, i could murder a cheeseburger breakfast
     
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    rysk Part-time waster

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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    i feel great this morning, if a tad hungry. but thanks for asking! super! (y)
     
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    rysk Part-time waster

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    Whilst I'm here, and i see no point starting a new thread about it, wtf are the skulls and little green bar below my name?
     
  6. Forau

    Forau CONCUSSION RECS

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    Your like me. I eat ungodly amounts of food, and im only like 9 stone.

    Just remember, just because your thin, doesnt mean your healthy.
    Think my hearts gonna pack in soon =P
     
  7. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    yeah what were those again. couple of things on my mind this morning. the shouty drill sergeant in full metal jacket. who was he. mental note, go to the beach on saturday. must be beautiful being french, all that oui oui bon bons and all that good stuff. sex for breakfast lunch and dinner. could be thats a stereotype. hey lets do mushrooms this weekend. bring hand held recorder to a tree, record it. drink a lot of water, well rested. ill have to continue this captivating post later, heaps of work to do, and, subsequently, ignore.
     
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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    R.Lee Ermey
     
  9. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    really! trust ole adam to know everything. did he do something else?
     
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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    thats right, of course, i recognize his face now. been rather type cast, hes a shouty drill sergeant in like 90% of his films. the last 10% hes a gentle, caring, family drama type drill sergeant. in a search for his lost daughter. with al bundy from family something or other and chirstina appleby.
     
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    JamesZero aka Zero Beats

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    When I was your age I was exactly the same... I'm still thin now in general but the closer to my 30's I'm getting the bigger my gut is getting! I got some proper love handles going on now.

    Trust me, it wont last forever! I don't eat as badly as I used to, but I think it's the beer that's doing it to me!
     
  13. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    karls right , i used to have a ' full monty ' everyday when i was 18 ... a big full breakfast in a bun .. 4 bangers, 3 bacon , eggs , deep fried harsh browns, the lot ... and often get to big macs on way home for dinner ... was skinny as fuck and then i hit 21 and got on the lager aswell ... now i look like borf
     
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    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    Im exactly the same, im 24 now and I haven't gained any weight in about 4 years. I usually eat 2 dinners a night, a danish pasty for breakfast, crisps, chocolate and a can of coke about 11 and a fat lunch at 2.
     
  15. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    aint that the truth!
     
  16. Agent Smith

    Agent Smith Currently Putins Koala

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    I got told the reason I dont put on weight is because I smoke.
    Stayed the same weight since I was 16. Now i'm 21...

    All i'm getting is a beer belly.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    means you arent smoking enough. smoke more and itll go away.
     
  18. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    Woah, hold up there shrimpy.

    I'm big boned bruv. Ite??
     
  19. views

    views Easily distracte

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    Same as me man. I am literally the skinniest fat person I know. I eat nothing but shit, do nothing but sit around all day, and haven't done any form of sport / athletics / jogging etc for a good 8+ years now. Actually quite worried about what's going on in there.

    On the plus side, my chair's at a 145 degree angle right now though soooo...
     
  20. mr karnage

    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    same here i only started to put on wieght when i started staying at my lasses house and all i did was sit around, have sex and eat all the time. thing is i made her put on a stone when i only put on half. haha

    but now ive lost it, i always on the move so i need to be eating all the time