Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Gumby, Aug 14, 2013.
I would say that our dear Hombre's moustache has quite a clear statement of intent which is of course "I am better than you, old chap, and if you disagree I may have to go give your wife a moustache ride. Awooga"
i think Hombre says 'old chap' in every sentence.
along with: spiffing, oh my, swine and reginald.
ah! michael youre here, good, good. hows the old home situation! did you bangulate and sexify the asian family?
no not yet
but i did find hot sisters facebook...............................................
WELL FOCKEN POST IT THEN U FAGET XOXOX
All of the above occur on a regular basis.
This all happens whilst I wear a velvet smoking jacket whilst pulling at a cherry-tobacco pipe and quaffing vintage brandy from a crystal goblet, sat in front of an open log fire in a green leather wingback chair, naturally.
Edit: I've become quite the 'tache snob it seems. TIDY UP YOUR POINTS YOU FUCKING BARBARIANS. Only the Carnie seems to have things in check. What is the world coming to?
Edit 2: Also, I'd categorise mine as: "The Discerning Country Gent", or the "Stalin Era Russian Dissident", which they conveniently forgot to include.
ah yes, the old facebook run-around. good man. this means you have pictures, does it not?
You are the man our partners wish we were.
I think we should try to trick it out of him. Be subtle though.
So guys, anyone in the thread know any Asians? I hear that if you share their profile links with at least 4 people you get emailed a fortune cookie. I'm gonna find some and start sending them round asap, I think we should all do the same.
Yeah go on Michael impress your internet pals you've never met you total fucking loser!!!
Also stop spitting in the sink and using our toilet roll you filthy slob.
Sig FTW: "You're awesome Michael, die a thousand deaths". Authentic.
Moustache means a casual rape, maybe hog tie her wimpering over coal fire and good ol' buffing over an old oak table, followed by a nice cheese board and ruddy good game of Scribble
who is castel's romies?
I think I know, but I don't wanna spoil this game. Also, hombre you're killing it at the mo. every post is genius
According to the IP check, it's coming from where you are mate. The IP check never lies.
You've found the source of my power.
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