@Hombre

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  1. Gumby

    Gumby New Member

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  2. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    I would say that our dear Hombre's moustache has quite a clear statement of intent which is of course "I am better than you, old chap, and if you disagree I may have to go give your wife a moustache ride. Awooga"
     
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  3. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    i think Hombre says 'old chap' in every sentence.

    along with: spiffing, oh my, swine and reginald.

    every sentence.
     
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  4. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    ah! michael youre here, good, good. hows the old home situation! did you bangulate and sexify the asian family?
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    no not yet :(

    but i did find hot sisters facebook...............................................
     
  6. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    WELL FOCKEN POST IT THEN U FAGET XOXOX
     
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  7. Hombre-J

    Hombre-J Currently Ballsacked

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    All of the above occur on a regular basis.

    This all happens whilst I wear a velvet smoking jacket whilst pulling at a cherry-tobacco pipe and quaffing vintage brandy from a crystal goblet, sat in front of an open log fire in a green leather wingback chair, naturally.

    Edit: I've become quite the 'tache snob it seems. TIDY UP YOUR POINTS YOU FUCKING BARBARIANS. Only the Carnie seems to have things in check. What is the world coming to?

    Edit 2: Also, I'd categorise mine as: "The Discerning Country Gent", or the "Stalin Era Russian Dissident", which they conveniently forgot to include.
     
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  8. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    ah yes, the old facebook run-around. good man. this means you have pictures, does it not?
     
  9. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    You are the man our partners wish we were.
     
  10. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    ;)
     
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    Hombre-J Currently Ballsacked

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    I think we should try to trick it out of him. Be subtle though.

    So guys, anyone in the thread know any Asians? I hear that if you share their profile links with at least 4 people you get emailed a fortune cookie. I'm gonna find some and start sending them round asap, I think we should all do the same.
     
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  12. Gumby

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    Yeah go on Michael impress your internet pals you've never met you total fucking loser!!!

    Also stop spitting in the sink and using our toilet roll you filthy slob.
     
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    Hombre-J Currently Ballsacked

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    Sig FTW: "You're awesome Michael, die a thousand deaths". Authentic.
     
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    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    Moustache means a casual rape, maybe hog tie her wimpering over coal fire and good ol' buffing over an old oak table, followed by a nice cheese board and ruddy good game of Scribble
     
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    who is castel's romies?
     
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    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    I think I know, but I don't wanna spoil this game. Also, hombre you're killing it at the mo. every post is genius
     
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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    According to the IP check, it's coming from where you are mate. The IP check never lies.
     
  20. Hombre-J

    Hombre-J Currently Ballsacked

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    You've found the source of my power.
     
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