Holy shit, spider alert!

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  1. sdm

    sdm This is Dog Fort

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    So there I was, chilling out on DOA and in the corner of my eye I see something run across from my door to my bed. I jump out of my chair to see what it is, torch in hand, and it's some 6-7cm dark coloured spider! Ugh, I hate spiders!

    I just had to pull out all my records and bed to get to it, and I even got a glass to put it outside the house instead of killing it!

    Christ, I hate spiders!! Just thought I'd share that with you, it's 1am now.
     
  2. evol4276

    evol4276 DIBBA DIBBA!!!*^@%~!

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    bah! i hate em dead!
     
  3. Indi

    Indi Tha Original ThreadKilla!

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    ya big poof, its only a spider :teeth:
     
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    12 inch grinch Active Member

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    i actually\suffer from phobia off spiders even if there small it is hard wen there in ya room cuz u have to ask ya mum or dad to get it out.
     
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    Indi Tha Original ThreadKilla!

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    that's harsh man
     
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    Cube www.exegene.com

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    should have busted out the flamethrower on it. [​IMG]
     
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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    we caught one in our lounge a coupla nights ago. Its still alive and has made some odd web inside the glass that we caught the bugger in. I hate them. too many eyes/legs (shudder)
     
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    Dustek Finished the PhD

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    Sounds like something from Requiem for a dream.
     
  9. Ab0|2Ti0N

    Ab0|2Ti0N WHAT THE FUCK IS JUICE???

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    i fuckin' hate spiders. If i see one in my room at night, i won't go to bed until it's removed. All about using the vacuum cleaner. (y)
     
  10. Indi

    Indi Tha Original ThreadKilla!

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    Did you know that the average person eats between 5 and 8 spiders in their sleep during the course of their life?
     
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    evol4276 DIBBA DIBBA!!!*^@%~!

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    I thought that was a year
     
  12. Indi

    Indi Tha Original ThreadKilla!

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    No, its in a lifetime. Its bad enough eating that many in a lifetime, but christ, eating that a year is like having a platefull of spiders for christmas
     
  13. sdm

    sdm This is Dog Fort

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    Yummy :teeth:
     
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    evol4276 DIBBA DIBBA!!!*^@%~!

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    I'm up for it :sick: or not..
     
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    ZESTOI time for heroes.

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    Freud said that a phobia of spiders was actually representive of a phobia of pubic hair. Funny, but stupid!
     
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    what kind of spider was it? do you live in the country or something? my english cousins reckon they dont get big spiders but 6cm isn't tiny.
     
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    playtoy' anauric

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    ohmygod spiders are awful

    freud is a wonderful thoerist

    sounds good
    but full of shit

    bless is cott'n socks though

    6-7cm??? *shudder*

    urgh
     
  18. sdm

    sdm This is Dog Fort

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    To be honest with you, I've never seen a spider that big over here before either. However recently we've also had these really fast green things and more ear wigs! Ewwwie!

    When I say 6-7cm, I mean including it's leg span.
     
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    easily big enuff to creep me out man, and love the vacuum cleaner idea!!

    my friend had an earwig in her ear once but she didnt know it was there. so anyways ,whenever she went to sleep it woke up and started scratching away, eating her earwax. It nearly drove her insane because she couldnt hear it during the day. finally went to the doctor, who pulled out a (fat) earwig.

    she told me that story on a particularly lary comedown ages ago and it hasnt left me since. fucked up.
     
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    Indi Tha Original ThreadKilla!

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    That's fucked up, how long was it squatting in her ear for?
    I bet when the doctor pulled it out it was watching Jerry Springer on a sofa with a 6 pack, sounds like it got well comfy.
     
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