Hipster Ipsum

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  1. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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  2. danwell

    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    Wtf is this?
     
  3. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    i dont know, but then again i dont involve myself with 'hipsters' nor do i read blogs or magazines with that kind of content. or any kind of content, right now im reading books by hunter s thompson, keith richards and carlos castanada, plus im doing an article for an underground skate mag about where amsterdams rave elite goes to buy their vans and im helping a mate develop a flash intro for a nintendo wii game about making online caffe macchiato, you hold the controller and lift your elbow, the other controller is the sugar tongs.
     
  4. greddie

    greddie Super Sir Loin

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    Olllie Bom Bom Cloud

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    You probably haven't heard of them aesthetic lo-fi, marfa fixie put a bird on it readymade stumptown portland. Biodiesel banksy portland sustainable, hoodie letterpress stumptown brunch butcher. Austin stumptown photo booth you probably haven't heard of them cred. Gentrify seitan fanny pack brooklyn bicycle rights. Readymade carles viral, fap marfa 8-bit +1 next level quinoa vegan mixtape. Marfa raw denim high life leggings, yr thundercats vinyl before they sold out. Wes anderson trust fund leggings vinyl, artisan squid bicycle rights cred you probably haven't heard of them 3 wolf moon.
     
  6. dirty breaks

    dirty breaks Guest

    my ex thought she was a hipster/scene kid, she pm actually went out of her way to be one, she would carry around a fish eye camera with her at all times and wear them 'tomtom' shoes made of wicker that Vietnamese peasant farmers wear... I should've realised sooner, especially when she said to me that she loved DnB and was a massive fan of it, and especially liked 'old skool' DJ's like Friction... pm she was doing the whole hipster thing of pretending that she liked something and then hoping that no-one questions them or probes too deep about it.

    she said that she liked netsky before he went 'mainstream'.
    she liked netsky.
    no-one likes netsky.
    she was a bitch.
    very un-brool.
     
  7. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    haha .. i want a hippy bird .. i heard they like to gobble cock on da regz 5000
     
  8. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Like a flamingo? Id like a bloody flamingo, imagine if we met up in a park, a few of us flamingos on leads, I think you really couldnt top that.
     
  9. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    do we get to fuck the mingo
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Yeah, we all lie flat on our chests and the flamingos bang the shit out of us, writhing mass, people wouldnt be able to tell if the thing flying through the air is a penis, flamingo necks, your favourite pink boa or a birds wing.
     
  11. [Politrix]

    [Politrix] Peace & fucking, believe!

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    ''Twee helvetica art party food truck, homo DIY artisan cliche Austin before they sold out sustainable.''

    You're right, but this site may prove useful in the distant future. Thanks
     
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    H*product Heavyweight product

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    "gentrify iphone you probably haven't heard of them organic tofu keytar. Fixie beard aesthetic four loko photo booth."
     
  13. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    ok, so, does anyone know what ipsum is...????
     
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  15. dean12

    dean12 I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    this is quite funny man.