Hi Babes How Y'All Been

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Black Homo, Jul 22, 2013.

  1. Black Homo

    Black Homo Active Member

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    Any new sexy fellas, any repeat customers up for the good stuff?

     
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  2. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    good good, i was at my ex engagement party and got dastardly drunk, made out with some old jerk, threatened to buy a scooter, dont know how i got home, spilled all my drugs on the floor, sent threatening messages to innocents on the internet, woke in a pile on the stairs, legged it to work, overdosed on valium and fell asleep sitting in with the financial team, realized the laptop is broken, so i can only internet at work from now on.
    also skateboarded in a pair of shoes, very much like myself, with broken sole, so my feet fking hurt.
     
  3. IV4

    IV4 Currently a newt.

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    Dear Black Home....Homo
    I am doing well, recently I decided to change my life. I change my life by dating a girl from New Jersey, but that did not go well. I was neither bald or abusive enough for her. So then I decided to get my dream pet, a pet lynx, but the fucker bit me. So then I had sex in the city... I got crabs. Because it was Baltimore. The best place on earth to eat crabs. After my crabs, my Aids began acting up, so I fired them and got new aids. Good aides, Aides who use cell phones and computer gadgets, and never have gay sex. Yes, it is hard being a single guy iiving in the world, but one never knows the pleasure of giving oral sex to a women, until he gives her Syphiilis. A toy doll from the 50's that any woman can enjoy. I love you black homo. Especially your pun using the word homo sapiens. Or homo erectus I am never sure where your cumming from. San Fransico does mean wales vagina.
     
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  4. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    dear black homo,

    please give me some tips for ball shaving.. i can't seem to get all the lil stragglers on the sack.. they elude the shaver..

    help me black homo, your my only hope! x
     
  5. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    no idea where that came from iv4 but that was a high Q post. black homos family tree goes black hombre (which i suspect is just BH in poncho and sombrero) and one more charachter that i eludes me at this current juncture

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    DUDE MICHAEL DID WE JUST ELUDE AT THE SAME TIME! WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA
     
  6. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    maybe we shud spar each other in a shave off?

    much like boxing in no way at all.
     
  7. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    I saw another black homo in a club the other week.

    He out blacked and out homo'ed our BH by faaaaar
     
  8. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    haha maybe we should spar in a shave off he asks.

    yes. get the bics, and play neh-neh cherrys "buffalo stance" so loud mum bangs the roof with the broom.
     
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  9. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    but she dunno whats goin on.
     
  10. Gumby

    Gumby New Member

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    Borf.. that was a mirror
     
  11. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    black borf!!! where is he!!
     
  12. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    At least they don't smash when I look in them.

    Ugly bitch.
     
  13. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    of course, youre a proud specimen of a man.
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    HAI GUISE
     
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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    I need to find the anakin borf pic
     
  15. grubbers

    grubbers bag of smashed

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    We need another Black Homo mix.