help please - urgent fancy dress matter

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  1. the_evil_ginger

    the_evil_ginger Member

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    well in the grand scheme of things not that urgent. however i do need your help and suggestions.


    going to a do.. which is either black tie or fancy dress. and not being a boring old fart and being too stingy to pay extortinate amounts of money for a new dress bag and shoes i have decided to take the fancy dress option.


    the theme is heaven and hell....

    but don't want to do the angel or devil thing.....

    any thought or ideas would be gratefully appreciated.

    ideas so far have been jesus ( bear in mind i am female) mother teresa joan of a#rc?

    a cenobite from hellraiser ( think i would scare myself too much!)

    and one of charlies angels... i am going with people but am the only dressing up so not sure people would get the charleies angels reference with just one of me!


    been scratchin me head with this one... so any thoughts let me know.... and i promise to post a photo of the results.

    ( and please not too whorish.... i have to work with these people!_)
     
  2. SWOOF

    SWOOF I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    go as judge judy....shes the devil!!!!! sayin tha ud look like a nun kindov...u can be both take ur vail off get ur hammer out an play da devil..sentacin every1...lol
     
  3. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    a cenobite from hellraiser ( think i would scare myself too much!)

    yes!! the dude with the :teeth: and the :scally:
     
  4. Mr G

    Mr G Old Cunt From 19 Longtime

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    gO AS A MUMMY,WRAP LOADS OF BOG ROLL ROUND YA!


    sORRY DIDN'T SEE THE HEAVEN AND HELL BIT,DOH!

    Sorry for the caps peeps,i'm a bit mashed.
     
  5. Gumby

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    or go as a pregnant woman. im sure they come from hell.
     
  7. moriaty

    moriaty Active Member

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    my favorite evil fancy dress, is to were a robe, slippers and a newspaper, and ask everyone in the party to be quiet...--> neighbour from hell..
    hasent got me laid yet, but im keeping the faith
     
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    LOL Gordo!!
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    go as a knife. on fire.
     
  10. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    Go as a premature ejaculation.

    Its easy. Only wear your underpants. When they ask you what you have come as tell them you have just come in your pants so you are a premature ejaculation
    :cowbell:
     
  11. Swan'e Style

    Swan'e Style Hollyoaks Bizness

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    oldie but a goodie , I've heard that joke somewhere before
     
  12. moriaty

    moriaty Active Member

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    another classic mediterranian recipe for a killier fancy dress.

    wear nothing at all, but have a toothpick sticking out of your arse.
    when someone finally gathers the nerve to ask you what youre dressed as, calmly reply:
    Tapas...
     
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    zeeky deek Moaning all the time.

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    Straight up. Won't even have to do your make up or anything!
     
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    go as johnny the homicidal maniac!
    he met the devil once..
    and he went to heaven and exploded a lot of peoples heads...
    [​IMG]
     
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    I say Barry Scott... I've even gone to the trouble of finding a mask!

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    the_evil_ginger Member

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    you are all too kind............................. but i'm still stumped........ looks like i may have tobite the bullet and buy a dress!
     
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    the_evil_ginger Member

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    well i did go in fancy dress and indeed won a bottle of champers for my efforts.....

    i wore a gothic type dress. red and black crushed velvet. team wi devil horns and 6 inch high patent balck stilletto's wi red flames up the sides. and sore knees from falling off said porn shoes!
     
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    and wheres the photo with the result? ;D
     
  20. the_evil_ginger

    the_evil_ginger Member

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    i'm such a computer pleb. still ain't figured out how to add images!