Help me win this bet!

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by ArguS, Sep 9, 2009.

  1. ArguS

    ArguS Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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    Long time no see...
    Anyway, Ive got this bet goin with my super cynical friend.. He thinks it's impossible to make money online.. I'm not so sure..
    Anyway, If i can make $100 in 20 days, I get his ENTIRE vinyl collection. If I fail to make $100 in 20 days, he gets my full permission to sleep with my sister. Wrong I know. But i really want those vinyls..
    So help me out please! I really want those vinyl, he's shit at mixing and probably shit at sex to, so i have to win.
    I'll do anythin I have to to make that $100.. I mean I'll blog, I'll strip, I'll commit fraud, I'll sell invisible pens on ebay, anythin..
    If anyone knows any fool proof ways please help!
    Thanks!
     
  2. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    How fit is your sister?

    If she's mint, I'll give you some money to sleep with her.

    You get money, she gets sex, I get sex, you get vinyl, your mate doesn't shag your sister.

    We all win this way.
     
  3. ArguS

    ArguS Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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    hahahahah like you're thinkin..
    But.......... This is starting to feel disturbingly like im pimping out my little sister. Fuck I hope she doesn't read this..
     
  4. Fortune^

    Fortune^ ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

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    Oi Argus, how's the megamoney been treating you? all spent up yet? so much so that you have find ways of making money on the web?

    pimping out your sister eh?

    just so you know, I taught her that trick which helps her get all the boys. ;):teeth:
     
  5. SLow

    SLow Quadrospazzed life-glug

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    Buy a copy of Racing Post, get a Betfair account and lay some horses, you can make 60 quid from a tenner within an hour easily.
     
  6. Caoimhe***

    Caoimhe*** Can you feel the bass?

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    theres loadsa them sites that pay you to take surveys, i duno about 100 quid in 20 days but i know a few people that get about 90-150 a month if they do it regularly,
    i came accross loadsa jobs like that wen i was searchin for student jobs in london the other day! just google it! :)
     
  7. Fortune^

    Fortune^ ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

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    $100 thats like £70.

    Surely you must have something in your possession that you can sell on ebay and ship to america. You will be paid in dollars and it will be converted.

    Failing that, a twist on Brof's plan, your sister and I can make the beast with 2 backs. You can stream it online for cash money.

    I become an internet hero, you win the bet and your sister falls in love.

    EVERYONE WINS.
     
  8. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    u may give permission for him to sleep with ur sister but isnt it really her choice??lol
    unless shes monged.
     
  9. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    sell a kidney...done.
     
  10. ArguS

    ArguS Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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    Lol i know it may seem that way but I'm really just bored out of my mind, sat in a foreign country trying to hussle my way to a decent vinyl collection cos i dont have a fixed address to get them sent to..
    I wish makin money online was as easy as people make out.. Like have a wank on webcam and get paid for it.. I might get stuck into some of those surveys though thats probably less degrading..
    As for horses.. As part of the bet I'm not allowed to put money in to make money back.. So unless i can score free signup bets or whatever its out of the question..
    Thanks for the suggestions, keep em coming!
    (and also can we keep my sister out of this now!)
     
  11. ArguS

    ArguS Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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    It's still her choice, but without my permission he's not even allowed to try. Thems the rules.

    Can you do that online?
     
  12. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    u can do anything online, cut it out and suff it in your CD Rom drive, robert will then me your fathers brother my good man.
     
  13. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    Use that gambling technique Dan M posted about the other day for roulette. 20 days you'll easily make $100.
     
  14. ArguS

    ArguS Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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    Got a link? Im shit at findin stuff
     
  15. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Christ what is waffle coming to? Incest, the pimping of siblings, etc
    :teeth:
     
  16. ArguS

    ArguS Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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    Lol, that dude that wanted to smash his cousin is defintely worse than what Im doin! It's not quite pimpin'. It's not quite normal either I guess..
    Just ignore that I ever mentioned my sister and someone tell me where i can get paid to wank on webcam!!!
     
  17. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    PM Dan M, one of the mods have removed the thread I think, or someone else might be able to help you out with a link, I aint got it tho.
     
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    wo88le A Mockery of a Travesty

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    richie_stix gomby plz

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    sky bet dot com... 4 free £5 bets!
     
  20. ArguS

    ArguS Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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    Im gonna need to put money in, in order to play roulette though right? Thats a breach of the rules...