Help for Saturday

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Yorkshire Tony, Jul 17, 2008.

  1. Yorkshire Tony

    Yorkshire Tony Active Member

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    i am going down to Nottingham for the Splendour Festival this weekend. Only problem is they don’t let alcohol in, ya gotta buy it in there (at stupid prices!!!!) can you think of a way i could sneak a ltr of vodka and bag of wine (the bag from inside a box of wine) . need some cunning ideas please people
     
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    PLASTIC BOTTLE
     
  3. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    hide it under your hand
     
  4. Blurr

    Blurr Wasted Selection

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    drink it before u go in then yak up into an empty glass
    :cowbell:
     
  5. Yorkshire Tony

    Yorkshire Tony Active Member

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    Wow, thanks everyone! :grrrrr:
     
  6. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    jam the bottle of Vodka up your ass
     
  7. Blurr

    Blurr Wasted Selection

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    but seriously u aint gonna sneak in a bottle of vodka

    maybe sum weed shoved in ur shoe or sum pills up ur bum but alcohol is to big and obviuos
    even if u do put in a coke bottle the seal will be broken and one sniff can tell u whether its vodka or not
     
  8. Prospekt

    Prospekt Active Member

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    Are you not allowed any type of drink what so ever..?? bottled/glass etc...
     
  9. Shogun

    Shogun Vinyl Assassin

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    try one of these Beer Bras or Beer Bellys from this website:

    http://www.thebeerbelly.com/

    Could even get the both, one for you to carry your vodka and one for the mrs to carry the wine!

    Job's a good'un! :thumbsup:
     
  10. Sammy_Dodger

    Sammy_Dodger Mr Ed

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    make vodka jelly!!
     
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    Conceal it inside a massive bag of weed, sly like fox :cool:
     
  12. alz

    alz compress to impress

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    take a hip flask and claim its a family air loom so they can't confiscate it, they might poor the alcohol out tho ;)
     
  13. safety

    safety double safety

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    all good ideas lads* you're best and safest way is to refuse a search, say you're autistic and if anyone goes near you or you're stuff you'll freak*
     
  14. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    HEAHAEAHEAHEAH
     
  15. YOUNG TUNA

    YOUNG TUNA IT'S ME BITCHES

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    No no no no, buy some fucking big pair of good ol' boots and pour them full of vodka. It's a bit weird walking with boots filled with vodka but you'll get drunk I guarantee. The alcohol goes to your vains trought your feet blad.

    It's basically the same method as I dipped my balls in vodka some years ago and held them there for a good time while watching TV at the same time. It's safe trust me (y)
     
  16. Gumby

    Gumby New Member

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    we went to a camping festival and rolled vodka and jager up in our tents. they searched but couldnt find it (y)

    or empty the vodka into an esky and fill it with ice. put soda bottles in the esky and pour them into the esky to mix with the vodka once you get in there.


    or just get drunk before you leave.
     
  17. safety

    safety double safety

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    following on from sheep's brilliant idea, get some incontinence pants and fill them with vodka* you might wanna say a few safeties first. i'll pray safety for you tonight
     
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  18. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    get some innocence pants. ill pray on the innocent tonight
     
  19. Greg P

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    maybe a colostomy bag is the way to go...

    No way they are gonna mess with that!
     
  20. JAGZ

    JAGZ Well-Known Member

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    for the wine you could mix it into orange juice cartons and roll thorugh but the vodka has abit of a stronger sent to it
    check out the site you may be able to throw the vods over a wall (making sure you have human person on the otherside to catch)