Help diefusing the hecklerz?

Le gash

Raging Head-Ripper bruv
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Jul 10, 2008
Location
scotland
You know the people that ask for certian tunes yadda yadda?

How do you passify the folks that ask for this and that?
Without alienating them? Other than a sign that says fuck off??
Thanks.
 

dnbkingz

bollocks
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Somewhere
tell them to sit their gurny, arse faced mother's whore's face down and let you do what you're getting paid to do.
 

Le gash

Raging Head-Ripper bruv
Joined
Jul 10, 2008
Location
scotland
tell them to sit their gurny, arse faced mother's whore's face down and let you do what you're getting paid to do.

Neva been paid, do it all for free regardless, altho once some chap gave me a pack of snickers (he dead now) true story.

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come on more info, no just dont cut it???????????
 

Moskit

:rodigan:
Joined
May 27, 2009
1. Get said requestee behind decks
2. Acquire Microphone from MC
3. Stop music
4. Announce said requestee has requested the next tune
5. Play George Michael - Careless Whisper
6. ???
7. Profit
 

$marty

Dexcell
Tribal Leader
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Location
Watford
The funniest is,
"Have you got any tunes by "X Producer"
and you are playing said artists track at the time.

I know Crook has had a request for "Chasing Status" in the past :lol:
 

DJ NUERA

5HEAD
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CRANIUM
Not when I was DJing, but once outside a club someone asked me if I had any Eskman :lol:

Now I just say "sorry didnt bring that one" and then just look busy.
 

TongueFlap

Flappin'
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Jun 1, 2009
The funniest is,
"Have you got any tunes by "X Producer"
and you are playing said artists track at the time.

I know Crook has had a request for "Chasing Status" in the past :lol:


he should of played them chase and shadows
 

sammys

Shelter Birmingham
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Oct 3, 2007
Location
London/Birmingham
i always get people asking for dubstep when im playing dnb, 'aww comon mate play some dubstep', that fucks me off to no end even tho it says 'dnb room' on the door, fuckwits
also had some girl ask me if i had any shy 'fix' or rihanna last week
 

Theodore

60%
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Location
STN
write this on a piece of paper and hand it to the person requesting!

Thank your for your request.
Unfortunately for you, this is not a wedding and I am not a wedding DJ.

As a DJ it takes years of experience to be able to sucessfully read a crowds reaction and base your selection on what you think will go down well and help excelerate the party to its highest potential.
I'm not saying there will be anything wrong with your selction, but it is based purley on your selfish requirements and not for the good of the majority.

Take a look at the dancefloor, you are not the only person in attendance this evening!
It would be unfair for me to play something just for you when others have spent their hard earned disposable income to come along, especially in today's economy.

However..... if there is a fire and we all have to evacuate, quickly come and see me!
If I happen to have whatever rubbish it is you would like playing, I will stick it on while I run to safety if you promise to stay inside during the evacuation.

Yours faithfully
 
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