Help diefusing the hecklerz?

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Le gash, Dec 9, 2010.

  1. Le gash

    Le gash Raging Head-Ripper bruv

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    You know the people that ask for certian tunes yadda yadda?

    How do you passify the folks that ask for this and that?
    Without alienating them? Other than a sign that says fuck off??
    Thanks.
     
  2. TongueFlap

    TongueFlap Flappin'

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  3. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    tell them to sit their gurny, arse faced mother's whore's face down and let you do what you're getting paid to do.
     
  4. Le gash

    Le gash Raging Head-Ripper bruv

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    Neva been paid, do it all for free regardless, altho once some chap gave me a pack of snickers (he dead now) true story.

    ---------- Post added at 02:28 ---------- Previous post was at 02:22 ----------

    come on more info, no just dont cut it???????????
     
  5. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    Well ask for more chocolate based snacks imo
     
  6. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    1. Get said requestee behind decks
    2. Acquire Microphone from MC
    3. Stop music
    4. Announce said requestee has requested the next tune
    5. Play George Michael - Careless Whisper
    6. ???
    7. Profit
     
  7. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    I say "I haven't got it." then carry on.
     
  8. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    ^This
    "Sorry mate, it's not in the record box. NAW FACK ORF!"
    Worst is when you are in mid-mix too.
     
  9. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    im always getting asked '' aint ya got any old skool''
     
  10. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    The funniest is,
    "Have you got any tunes by "X Producer"
    and you are playing said artists track at the time.

    I know Crook has had a request for "Chasing Status" in the past :lol:
     
  11. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    I always get this when I'm actually playing old skool!
     
  12. DJ NUERA

    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    Not when I was DJing, but once outside a club someone asked me if I had any Eskman :lol:

    Now I just say "sorry didnt bring that one" and then just look busy.
     
  13. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    Sounds like something on facebook
     
  14. TongueFlap

    TongueFlap Flappin'

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    he should of played them chase and shadows
     
  15. sammys

    sammys Shelter Birmingham

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    i always get people asking for dubstep when im playing dnb, 'aww comon mate play some dubstep', that fucks me off to no end even tho it says 'dnb room' on the door, fuckwits
    also had some girl ask me if i had any shy 'fix' or rihanna last week
     
  16. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Cheese & Staples
     
  17. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    i geniunly thought that was there name when they first came out... surprisingly apt though, dont you think?
     
  18. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    write this on a piece of paper and hand it to the person requesting!

    Thank your for your request.
    Unfortunately for you, this is not a wedding and I am not a wedding DJ.

    As a DJ it takes years of experience to be able to sucessfully read a crowds reaction and base your selection on what you think will go down well and help excelerate the party to its highest potential.
    I'm not saying there will be anything wrong with your selction, but it is based purley on your selfish requirements and not for the good of the majority.

    Take a look at the dancefloor, you are not the only person in attendance this evening!
    It would be unfair for me to play something just for you when others have spent their hard earned disposable income to come along, especially in today's economy.

    However..... if there is a fire and we all have to evacuate, quickly come and see me!
    If I happen to have whatever rubbish it is you would like playing, I will stick it on while I run to safety if you promise to stay inside during the evacuation.

    Yours faithfully
     
  19. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Exactly what I was thinking, the irony wasn't lost on me ;)
     
  20. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    chase and dragon