hello im in thailand you noobs

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ok check this out, ive got a quarter of thai thong whiskey and its so warm outside you wouldnt beleive. ive just had a foot massage and the woman touched my feet in ways i never thought possible. so more foot massage. so whats good with you guys and what are you wearing i think is the main question id like to post,
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karl
 

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ok check this out, ive got a quarter of thai thong whiskey and its so warm outside you wouldnt beleive. ive just had a foot massage and the woman touched my feet in ways i never thought possible. so more foot massage. so whats good with you guys and what are you wearing i think is the main question id like to post,
sincerely,
karl
Good to hear from you mate!

Foot massage, mm, sounds lovely. Is she doing it while you're surfing the tinternet? That would be awesome.

I'm wearing a blue shirt, some brown jeans type trousers, and black Ben Sherman shoes - as you can tell, I'm at work.
 

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If you meet Dave Specialist, tell him that Kev in Shanghai says alright mate.

Good crew out there in Thailand, Dave Specialist, Milo and Korbee are all safe as fuck. Enjoy yourself (y)
 

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YOu lucky lucky barstard. Wondered where you'd got too. Ya missed some funny shit, but then we missed some sunny Thai hospitality.

I am wearing clown trousers and a big yellow mac

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you like the southeast asia doncha big fella?

have fun, enjoy a drink and some fine weather.

Im wearing a green hoody with the nipples cut out
 

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HEY there everybody glad to hear youre doing well and i must say i do so enjoy south east asia, its low season but its still going on over here, were in koh chang at the moment and here is a picture i made with tin foil and disinfectant big up you munters
 

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no doubt i would doctor, going on a bender round your part of the way would be great alas i wont be seeing shanghai in a long time. i am however going to turkey in a weeks time where we have rented a crewed yatch (pronounced crude, which makes for funny conversation, at times, when youre really bored) so thats going to be the shiznite i do dare to be saying, because i talk alot, really really loudly.
 

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there was a shit rad picture of me in this thread. and now its gone. damn it. and now i prefer the company of gentlemen. thats how life is. thats what you get. i think im going to order kfc.
 

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Is KFC in eurofag the same as here?

Or do they have like vinegar milkshakes & pickled eggs as sides n shit?

KFC in Jamaica is fucking amazing, they do this one thats mad spicy, then baste itwith some sweet bbq sauce & fry it again, also, you know its gonna be good when blacks with no money save up for like 7 years to go there & eat, in fact, even the fact blacks in general eat there is testimony... Blacks to chicken joints is like gooks to chinese restaurants, if you walk past a chinky thats full of gooks eating, you know its good... Its the same with blacks & fried chicken places you know.
 

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they dont deliver kfc in holland. they deliver dominos. and that stuff is so expensive its crazy, but, also, non-descript, its a pizza with cheese crust, loads of more cheese, then peperoni, meat, veggies, and that particular model is called extravaganzza, and when you eat it, its like... it couldve been anything you just ate, litraly anything, i figure its a bit like how dogs eat shit. they cant tell the difference, dogfood could actually be a substance very close to excrement, in a can, and that would make a profit, cos dogs would eat it, it would smell about the same, so no difference to humans, and it would of course cost less to produce.
i figure thats what dominos is like. im starting to think the pizza they do in macedonia, turkey, serbia, yugoslavia outranks american franchises. where is your pizza making immigrant population mainly from? amsterdam is not a pizza city, but many countries i been to are, sweden is one of them. amsterdam is kebab and roti central,
there is a shocking lack of pizza. and if you do find a neighbourhood pizza place in some grey between here and there busstop, its got italian restaurant prices, not pizza place prices, like they should. but falafel or kebab or roti, can get a good price there. good people to know too, them and the taxi drivers.
 

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i've eaten so much KFC in the last few months i never ant to see it again.

Hardee's though...mmmm, the UK needs hardee's, best goddamn burger you can get without hunting out that one special kebab shop that does half pounders with lamb doner meat and shit tons of cheese. Mcdonalds and burger king can do one now i've had hardees.
 

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i've eaten so much KFC in the last few months i never ant to see it again.

Hardee's though...mmmm, the UK needs hardee's, best goddamn burger you can get without hunting out that one special kebab shop that does half pounders with lamb doner meat and shit tons of cheese. Mcdonalds and burger king can do one now i've had hardees.
mcdonalds and burger king can do one in general...absolute gash
 
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