Hello everyone. My name's Karen and im an alcoholic.

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thanks for letting me come to these meetings. i didnt realise i had a problem until one night i couldnt get to bernie's 24hr kebabs, so i deep fried my hampster. tasted ok but nothing beats bernies kebabs when youre wasted.
 

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you know that tune with odb and alkaholiks, hip hop drunkies? you need to hear that intro, its some of the funniest shit ever.

someone told me soon as he was 2 beers down he was ready for kebab and bed. felt like he was getting old, he said. i stabbed him in the face of course
 
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