hell hath no fury

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  1. Gumby

    Gumby New Member

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    I just got stood up.

    Totally want to post his number on a gay dating site. Maybe I should PM his phone number to black homo :lol:
     
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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Steel chair to the face and lock him in a closet, so therefore he is indeed "trapped in the closet".
     
  3. rj_dnb

    rj_dnb Well-Known Member

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    Write his number up in a men's public toilet wall, 'call xxxx for sexy bum time'
     
  4. Shatner's Bosom

    Shatner's Bosom murder TANMUSHIMUSHI

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    Craigslist, say he's selling a new iphone for 100 dollars or something.
     
  5. Sammy_Dodger

    Sammy_Dodger Mr Ed

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    maybe he saw and bricked it.
     
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    Dugg Funnie Well-Known Member

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    You got stood up by a dude? Lol, he's probably just a pussy; you've intimidated him with the fact you have a vagina. Do you even want to hang out with a guy like that?
     
  7. Gumby

    Gumby New Member

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    lol it wasnt a blind date sammy, we already know each other.

    we made plans to catch up tonight but he's gone out with his ex instead. i dont care about that, but he could've told me he made other plans so i wasnt wasting my night hanging around waiting for him! now im just sat here in my pjs on a friday night. RUDE!
     
  8. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    dude. i hate stood up. i once waited two weeks to get stood up, i dont think i can describe how my cartelidges cramp with battery acid sinews snapping from muscle spasm, but mmm wait... its thursday though haha, its ok to be sat in pjs on a thursday. friday is a whole nother ballgame. thats insult to injury
     
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  9. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    did you sex him before the date?
     
  10. Gumby

    Gumby New Member

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    it wasnt a date

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    OH SHIIIT! Tomorrow is a public holiday so i just assumed it was friday night tonight. wow. its only thursday. how about that.
     
  11. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    so what was it then?
     
  12. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    yes, thats way more better, no?
     
  13. Gumby

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    just hanging out. we're mates. maybe pub, maybe grab some dinner. go to friends house, watch a dvd, get high, order pizza. you know, the usual shit you do when you dont have to work the next day.

    now im doing all of the above by myself lol.
     
  14. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    Gumby New Member

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    you know what sucks more than that?

    i just ordered a pizza online. I've been waiting aaaaages for it to come. Now i've realised that the store is closed so the god damn thing isn't going to get delivered until the store opens at 11am tomorrow FML

    OH WAIT! the shops are closed tomorrow! it wont come until Saturday!
     
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    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    ummmm surprise pizza doe
     
  17. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    where you living? the country side?
     
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    its good friday. all the shops are shut tomorrow. thats a normal thing isnt it? like christmas day?
     
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    Shatner's Bosom murder TANMUSHIMUSHI

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    so everyone else has to go to work tomorrow? that sucks. we get a 4 day weekend.