helen skelton

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  1. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    helen skelton ...

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    she prob googles her name daily.. so shud get reply soon..
     
  2. dirty breaks

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    8/10 would bang
     
  3. IV4

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    Oh yea.
     
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  4. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    Her cumbrian accent makes her ugly. I'd only go near her if she promised to keep her mouth shut..
     
  5. elmaruk

    elmaruk slannndaaaaaaar

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    shes really nor that hot
     
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    Papa this is how my imagination...imagines you in this situation
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    "Excuse miss, tonight I shall give you a proper romping. However, please refrain from using any of your local vernacular. For it sickens me! and provokes me into a more vehement sexual propensity."

    There are better ways of dealing with hot chicks with annoying voices. Come on Papa, I'm sure you could think of at least two better ways.
     
  7. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    who the fuck is this whore?
     
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    Meow... jealous cat fight:)
     
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  9. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    xactly :pimp:

    u wud les it up wiv her tho yea?
     
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  10. dirty breaks

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    shut up bitch.

    get back in the kitchen.
     
  11. dirty breaks

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    You watch enough Cbeebies to know who she is.

    And she aint a whore.

    You cunt.
     
  12. ThePapa

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    Depending on the severity of the accent IV...


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  13. elmaruk

    elmaruk slannndaaaaaaar

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    cannot believe how far this elmar is a girl thing has gone ffs
     
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  14. dirty breaks

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    make me a sandwich before i give you another black eye.

    and would it hurt you to wear a nice dress when we go out together?

    you whore.
     
  15. elmaruk

    elmaruk slannndaaaaaaar

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    i would if someone could afford to buy the bread. and i'll wear what the fuck i want.

    shut down.
     
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  16. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    Think you're gonna have to post up a photo to clear up the rumours mate. The suspense is killing me..
     
  17. dirty breaks

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    i'm going to down a quarter bottle of jack then slam your head in a door tonight.

    and its all because you didn't make pasta for lunch.
     
  18. elmaruk

    elmaruk slannndaaaaaaar

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    whoever just gave me that rep, fuck you.
     
  19. elmaruk

    elmaruk slannndaaaaaaar

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    not gonna happen mate but i can assure you it aint true.
     
  20. dirty breaks

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    oh rilly, what did it say?